Archive for November, 2006
O.J. Simpson Tells How He Did It
Or should I say, he tells how he would have done it if he had done it, in a two-part interview on FOX TV and in his new book If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened, which will go on sale at the end of this month.
Why do we need O.J. Simpson telling us […]
Posted: November 15th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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Election Tampering, But No Dangling
Fortunately this didn’t happen in Florida, or we’d never hear the end of it, and thankfully no dangling chads were involved, but once again, we have proof of election tampering.
Randy Wooten lost his bid for Mayor of Waldenburg, Arkansas in this past election and he lost by a very large margin. The fact that the […]
Posted: November 14th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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God Talks to Porn Star, Crissy Moran
Unfortunately for us horny guys (and lesbians), he told her to get out of the porn business. “I made great money and more than I ever have in the time I have been in the business. It’s not about the money people … it’s about God convicting my heart.”
God convicted her heart? I guess the […]
Posted: November 12th, 2006 under Celebrities.
Comments: 4
Now Where Did I Put That?
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburgh was minding his own business jerking off near a nature path last week, when he was rudely interrupted by some cops who then arrested him for indecent exposure. When the officers asked if he was carrying anything they should know about (even though he was completely nude), he admitted that […]
Posted: November 9th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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Iran, a Great Tourist Destination
Iran is offering cash to those that can convince any American or European tourists to visit their country. I haven’t figured out where to sign up for this cool affiliate program yet and I may have to find a way to pass myself off as a tour agency, but I figured I’d get a jump […]
Posted: November 1st, 2006 under Satire.
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