Archive for December, 2006
Hussein Hanged Hoodless
Saddam Hussein was hanged Saturday at dawn and did not wear a hood. His executioners did though. Fucking pussies.
I have no interest in posting the video of the hanging, but for those of you that aren’t squeamish and feel the need to watch it. Saddam Hussein Video.
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Posted: December 30th, 2006 under Seriously.
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Dream Vacation for Sale on Ebay
A vacation for two is being offered for sale on eBay for less than what it’s actually worth, but there’s a catch. It’s only available to a single woman and she has to agree to go with the guy that is selling the trip.
Adam Croot planned a vacation to a resort in Negril, Jamaica so […]
Posted: December 29th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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Farting Major Cause of Global Warming
Al Gore says we’ll all be dead in ten years in his documentary about global warming, An Inconvenient Truth, and although he blames man for the problem, apparently we actually have cows to thank for our pending imminent demise.
According to recent studies, cow farts account for one third of the world’s methane emissions. A single […]
Posted: December 28th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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Michael Jackson or Phil the Syphilis Sore
Which one is the better role model? They’re both scary to look at and associated with diseases, but the truth is Phil has the more positive image.
A 2002 San Francisco advertising campaign which encouraged men to get tested for syphilis using two cartoon characters, Healthy Penis and Phil the Syphilis Sore, has been called a […]
Posted: December 27th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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Blowjob Commercial from MasterCard
Okay, it’s a parody and MasterCard didn’t actually produce it, but they should have. Just imagine what would happen if they showed this commercial during the Super Bowl.
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Posted: December 23rd, 2006 under Videos.
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Horny Christian Awarded $5.89 Million
A judge in Suffolk, England just awarded a former devout Christian nearly $6 million for being over sexed.
Stephen Tame, 29, fell from a scaffold while working at a bicycle warehouse and suffered severe head injuries. After awakening from a 2-month coma he found that he had also suffered a severe boost to his libido as […]
Posted: December 20th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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Perfect Gift for That Someone Special
Save this gift for last. Your lady will love it. For you guys that come up a little short, remember, it’s the thought that counts. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg singing the soon to be Holiday classic, Dick in a Box.
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Posted: December 18th, 2006 under Videos.
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Politically Incorrect Word of the Year
The Gobal Language Monitor, a nonprofit group that studies word usage, has picked the word ‘macaca’ as the most politically incorrect word of the year.
Chances are very good that Senator George Allen’s use of the racial epithet ‘macaca’ when referring to a Democratic activist of Indian descent was the reason the Republicans lost control of […]
Posted: December 18th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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Time to Decrease the Surplus Population
‘Twas a very pleasant 80-degree December evening in Florida last night. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, so I was strolling around my front yard smoking a cigar and admiring my Christmas lights, when what to my wondering eyes should appear? One of my neighbors approaching in his car with something giving […]
Posted: December 17th, 2006 under Commentary.
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New Hope for Blind Hunters
Texas State Representative Edmund Kuempel has introduced a bill to allow blind people to hunt any game animals that sighted people can hunt. Kuempel says, “This opens up the fun of hunting to additional people, and I think that’s great.”
The bill states that the blind hunter would be required to have a sighted hunter with […]
Posted: December 13th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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