Archive for December, 2006
Dating Site for Conservatives Gays
Ultra conservative talk show host, Sean Hannity, has a dating site “where people of like conservative minds can come together to meet”. The name of the site is HanniDate and it works just like any other online dating site except I doubt that you’ll have much success if you’re a liberal.
If you’re familiar with Sean […]
Posted: December 12th, 2006 under Commentary.
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Sexy Nurses Raise Blood Pressure
Let’s say that you owned a Hooters styled, themed restaurant called the Heart Attack Grill and had items on the menu like the Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries and you wanted to really play up the theme by having your waitresses dress appropriately. What do you think you might have them dress like? How […]
Posted: December 11th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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Big Condoms or Tiny Dicks?
Now we know why India has the most AIDS patients in the world and a population of 1.1 billion people. The men have small penises.
According to a newly released medical study Indian men don’t measure up and most of the condoms on sale in that country are too big. The Indian Council on Medical Research […]
Posted: December 11th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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Life Imitates Art Borat Style
Borat Sagdiyev, an unknown reporter from Kazakhstan, came to the U.S. and won over our hearts and brought us a new awareness of his people and maybe some of what we learned from Borat will help us understand this story.
Saparmurat Niyazov, the authoritarian leader (dictator) of Turkmenistan (yeah, that’s a real country) has opened an […]
Posted: December 11th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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Christ Followers Call Christians Dorks
The Community Christian Church is running a campaign to help “people find their way back to God” with a series of videos parodying the new Mac vs PC commercials, titled “Christian No More”.
The videos are actually well done and quite funny, but the really hilarious part is that they don’t see the fact that they […]
Posted: December 9th, 2006 under Videos.
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Under New Management
That has got to be one of the dumbest marketing ideas anyone ever came up with.
I was driving in my car listening to the radio this morning and a commercial comes on making a big deal about this car dealership being under new management. You know what? I couldn’t care less, and although they think […]
Posted: December 9th, 2006 under Commentary.
Comments: 1
Go Elf Yourself
Here’s something fun to send your friends, from the folks at Office Max. Upload a photo of yourself, make a few adjustments and poof, you’re an elf.
Here’s mine.
I don’t think they anticipated the server load because it does seem to take a long time to load at times, and I’m not sure how long the […]
Posted: December 8th, 2006 under Cool Stuff.
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Scratch and Sniff Ad Snafooed
A clever new marketing campaign has been scuttled by city officials after some idiots raised a stink.
Got Milk? marketing campaign billboards at city bus shelters in San Francisco had been treated with scented oil strips that smelled like fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies. The idea was that people waiting on the bus would develop a craving […]
Posted: December 7th, 2006 under Nutty News.
Comments: 2
Loud Sex Against the Law
A couple from South Africa have been ordered by the village Chief to wait until after 10 pm to have sex.
Neighbors complained to the village elders that the amorous and vocal couple were disturbing their meals and television watching. One neighbor says “I have a nine-year-old boy and he always asks what is happening every […]
Posted: December 7th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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Christmas Pornaments for Your Tree
Spencer Gifts is bringing a little more Ho, Ho, Ho to your Christmas party with their line of X-rated Christmas tree ornaments. They can be purchased for $9 at area Spencer’s stores and on their website.
The box reads, “Unlike those other elves, we know everyone on the list (even the naughty ones) needs to have […]
Posted: December 6th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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