Archive for January, 2007
Aussie Wins Drunk Driving Award
It was a hard fought contest and the competition was fierce. I assumed the winner would be someone famous like Paris Hilton or Mel Gibson, but the Drunk Driver of the Year award winner is another Aussie… a 54-year old woman from Brisbane.
On December 11 of last year the woman was charged with drunk driving, […]
Posted: January 31st, 2007 under Nutty News.
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Miss USA to Appear in Playboy
Newly crowned Miss USA, Tara Conner, has emerged from her 31-day stint in rehab like a butterfly from a cocoon, telling People Magazine that “I’m a completely different person out of rehab”.
Miss Conner agreed to enter rehab after nearly being stripped (of her title) by Donald Trump, co-owner of the Miss Universe group, following allegations […]
Posted: January 30th, 2007 under Celebrities.
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It’s a Demolition, Man
Dumb: Boy, this is really exciting. I know it’s not going to be as impressive as the World Trade Center but at least watching this one will be safe.
Dumber: Yeah, this is going to be awesome dude.
Dumb: Hey, do you think we should figure out which way the wind is blowing just in case?
Dumber: Nah, […]
Posted: January 30th, 2007 under Dumbass.
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Hammer Uncut Wins Major Award
I’m still waiting for the leg lamp in the crate marked ‘frajeelay’, but in the meantime, this will have to do.
Seriously though, I’m honored to have my blog picked as a Bloggy Award winner, and I scored all 10’s too. I must admit that I’m not crazy about the graphic they chose to represent my […]
Posted: January 30th, 2007 under Cool Stuff.
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Tell the World on MySpace
Jonathan Pilkerton has a MySpace page like millions of other people and like most of those people he uses his MySpace page to talk about himself. Unfortunately for his 20-year old brother Michael, he liked to talk about their homegrown marijuana crop and brag about how often they personally tested the quality of their […]
Posted: January 27th, 2007 under Dumbass.
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438 lb Man to Run In Boston Marathon
A rather large fellow (politically correct) from Wisconsin plans to lose 100 lbs and run in the Boston Marathon after only three months training and is chronicling his progress on his blog.
So far the well wishers that have posted on his website are slightly outnumbered by the death wishers. All I can say is that […]
Posted: January 25th, 2007 under Dumbass.
Comments: 3
Trevor Holden Father at Age Three
In an effort to solve a paternity case in Australia, Victoria Legal Aid’s Child Support Services accused a 15 year-old boy named Trevor Holden of fathering a child in 1994 in a letter sent to the boy. The letter ordered Trevor to either admit that he was the father or send $550 for a DNA […]
Posted: January 25th, 2007 under Nutty News.
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Paris Hilton Exposed… Again
Considering I always thought that the release of the Paris Hilton video was done with her knowledge the likelihood of her not being involved in some way in this new website seems slim to me, but for only $39.97 you can view everything from her diary entries about Britney Spears, to her black book of […]
Posted: January 24th, 2007 under Celebrities.
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New Wrestling Hold Controversial
The U.S. wrestling team has developed a controversial new move that is sure to bring home several gold medals at the next Olympics, if it’s approved. The hold, referred to as the Full Anal Suplex, is difficult to master and one wrestler recently said he now knows what it feels like to give birth.
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Posted: January 21st, 2007 under Satire.
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Being Horny Illegal in New Zealand
This billboard featuring Australia’s former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins in a lingerie advertisement was banned by New Zealand airport officials for going a “step too far”.
What is this world coming too?
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Posted: January 19th, 2007 under Advertising.
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