If you follow soccer — that European game they call football, but only because they use their feet — you know that Marco Borriello, who plays as a striker for AC Milan, failed a drug test in November and was suspended from the team.

At the time, he and his smokin’ hot girlfriend, Belen Rodriguez, claimed […]

The male chimpanzees at a sanctuary called Chimp Haven in Louisiana apparently did some monkeying around and got one of the females pregnant. The thing that has the staff stumped is that all seven of the male chimps have had vasectomies.

Workers are collecting hair samples from the males for paternity testing and are going on […]

The text for this BMW advertisement reads, “That’s why we don’t have front-wheel drives.”

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The doctor’s unions in Romania are hacked off over a decision to make a doctor pay about $200,000 in damages after he hacked off a patient’s penis.

The doctor claims he was under a lot of stress (who isn’t?) and became upset when he accidentally cut the patient’s urinary channel while performing surgery to correct a […]

Camero, a company from Israel, has developed a camera that can see through solid walls and they have raised $20 million from investors to begin manufacturing the cameras.

The Xaver800, as the prototype is called, issues an ultrawideband signal and the data is used to create 3D models of anything the signal bounces off of. Not […]

Here’s a fun little trick. Go to any website with lots of graphics and paste this bit of code into the address bar and hit your ‘enter’ key. The graphics on the page will animate.

Try it on a porn site. If you stare at the monitor long enough you’ll see God… but it turns out […]

The current administration has been working hard to shut down Internet porn and online gambling sites by making life rough for the people that run or promote them.

In the case of Internet porn, they made revisions to an existing law (2257) and have been telling the public that the purpose of the changes is to […]

Now that’s funny right there. I don’t care who you are.

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Should this man be allowed to vote?

New Jersey wants to remove the word ‘idiot’ from it’s constitution because some nitwits believe it prevents people with mental disabilities from voting.

The section of the constitution in question states that “no idiot or insane person should enjoy the right of suffrage”. The wording they want to replace it […]

I was filling out an order form for a baby doll for my daughter a few days ago and was being asked to select the ethnicity. The choices were American Indian, African-American, Asian, Caucasian, and Hispanic.
As I was looking at this list I started wondering if I should be offended at the use of the […]