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Archive for February, 2007

S&M Tool Sales Take Off

When you’re choosing a name for your shiny new company, you might want to consider how it sounds before you actually incorporate. Too bad the guys that started S&M Tool named the company while they were drunk.
This is an actual article from the Green Bay Press Gazette.

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Breaking Away Cyclist Outruns Cops

I don’t know why this cyclist is running from the cops, but that’s a hell of a tailwind. FYI, the world record speed for a peddle-powered bicycle is 167 mph.

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Michigan Going to the Dogs

Warning: This post is disgusting. I admit it and just wanted to warn you to proceed at your own risk and don’t complain to me if you have nightmare’s or can’t have sex for a few weeks.

Judge Joseph K.Sheeran ruled Friday that the orginal charges against a Saginaw, Michigan man would stand despite the fact […]

Britney Enlists Heading for Iraq

A few days ago I broke the story that Britney Spears had shaved her head and confided in friends that she was planning on having a sex change operation. As you can see from this photo, the hormones are kicking in and she’s bulking up.
Word has it that she secretly enlisted in the Marines […]

Bald Britney Spears Paper Doll

Would you like to have a bald Britney Spears paper doll sitting on your desk? Of course you would, who wouldn’t?
Click on the small image to open the large file, then print, cut and fold. Email your photos of your Britney paper doll in action to me and I’ll post them to my Flickr gallery. […]

The Next Best Thing to an Orgasm

Any guy that can watch this video and not feel light headed and left trying to figure out how to come up with the $1.7 million he’d need to buy this awesome 253 mph (407km) per hour Bugatti Veyron must be in a coma. Then again, this video might just bring a guy out of […]

It’s All in the Name

I’ve registered a lot of domains over the years and every once in a while I come up with a URL that sounds good, but doesn’t look quite as good on paper. I wouldn’t have registered any of these names, but I’m glad someone did so I could make fun of them.
Looking for the name […]

Seeing is Unbelieving

Before you read any further, see if you can guess what this is. I’ll give you a hint besides what it obviously looks like. It’s a periscope.

No, it’s not a periscope for the world’s smallest submarine. Nope, it’s not a compact purse-sized periscope for seeing over the ladies sitting in front of you at the […]

How to Live to be 107 Years Old

Chan Chi, you’ve lived to be 107, what are you going to do now?

“I’m going to quit smoking.”

Huh? Okay, I’m sure the reason he didn’t say “I’m going to Disney World” is because he lives in a small village in Hong Kong, but if you managed to live 107 years would you really worry about […]

What Every Elegant Bathroom Needs

If you’re the kind of person that takes pride in their home like I do, chances are that your bathroom is a showplace. You’ve probably spent a considerable amount of money on quartz sinks, faucets that look like works of art, expensive lighting fixtures, Italian marble counter tops and custom tile on the floor and […]

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