I am often asked how I became so successful and my answer usually is, “It takes a huge ego and some mad marketing skills. You’ve got to get your name in front of the people.” Well, today I thought I’d show you a few examples of what I mean.

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Recently, retired NBA All-Star Tim Hardaway made some very disparaging remarks about gays during an interview with a Miami radio station and was banned from some NBA-sanctioned appearances he was scheduled to make in Las Vegas as part of the All-Star weekend. He also lost at least one of his endorsement deals, and he ordered […]

A man took $32,000 in cash to a psychic in Bradenton Florida to have it blessed, but the psychic and the money have disappeared. I’m no psychic and even I saw that one coming.

Manuel Lanaverde heard an ad the psychic was running on two local radio stations promising that she could change your luck. He […]

The Roman Catholic Diocese of San Diego distributed a letter to parishioners in the regular weekly bulletin last weekend informing them that they are considering declaring bankruptcy. Bishop Robert Brom says they may have no choice if they can’t reach a fair settlement before going to trial on more than 140 cases of alleged sexual […]

Chocolate not only tastes good, but it’s long been considered an aphrodisiac. I’m not convinced that the scientific evidence supporting this claim is any more convincing or valid than what has been said about oysters, but I do concede that giving a box of chocolates to your lover can have excellent side effects. However, now […]

I announced a couple of days ago that I was the real father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby and I’m sure most of you doubted my voracity, but the fact that the story has made it on Larry King Live and MTV should make you think twice.

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After leaving rehab recently, Britney Spears admitted to friends that she has been hiding a secret and just can’t hold it in any longer. She told a friend, “I’ve always felt like a man trapped in a woman’s body and it’s finally time to stop pretending and be the person I really am.”

As a first […]

Georgie Audean Buoy, 84, of The Dalles, Oregon plead guilty on Thursday to charges of having sex with an 11 year-old boy in her foster care and will serve 36 months in prison. She was originally sentenced to eight years but I guess the judge decided a life sentence wasn’t really justified in this case.

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“Hello, this is Rob with Johnson and Smith Investments and I’m calling to let you know about some exciting new movement in the technology stocks in our portfolio. As you know, many… Whoah… hey don’t worry about that yelling, one of my associates is just attacking the guy sitting next to me, but as […]

I know that there’s a good chance my marriage will be ruined after today, but I can’t take it anymore and I’ve got to do the right thing. I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.

It was only a one night stand, but I was horny and Anna was depressed about her weight at […]