Archive for March, 2007
Jesus Saves… Selectively
I was coming out of the grocery store the other day and a woman accosted me, wanting to know if I’d been born again. I was in a hurry and didn’t have time to stop and debate with her in the parking lot, so I just said, “Yes and I’m late for church now.” and […]
Posted: March 23rd, 2007 under Commentary.
Comments: 10
Lemon and Sugar with Your Urine?
Hospitals in China have come under fire recently for charging excessive fees and prescribing unnecessary medications, so reporters from the China News Service decided to conduct a test. They submitted urine samples to several hospitals in the city of Hangzhou, but substituted tea for the urine.
Six out of the 10 hospitals reported that the patient’s […]
Posted: March 22nd, 2007 under Nutty News.
Comments: 5
Google’s Controversial Advertising Trick
In a move that is sure to anger surfers worldwide, Google, the most popular search engine in the world, has systematically begun replacing searches for certain terms with not-so-subtle advertisements.
In this case, as you can see, I searched for the word ‘masturbation’, but Google claimed no results for that word were found and offered […]
Posted: March 21st, 2007 under Satire.
Comments: 2
Time to Have ‘That Talk’ with Your Kids?
A couple was sentenced to three years probation on Monday, for having sex in front of the woman’s 9 year-old daughter.
Now, some of you might be saying to yourself, “Well, that sucks, my kid walks in on me and my wife all the time because the lock on our door is broken. I can get […]
Posted: March 21st, 2007 under Dumbass.
Comments: 1
Foot Fetish Dream Come True
A 22 year-old woman sought medical attention for a growth on the bottom of her foot and it turned out to be a fully formed nipple, with areola and the usual glands.
The woman was not surprised and said it actually works out well because her husband has a foot fetish and it feels great when […]
Posted: March 20th, 2007 under Nutty News.
Comments: 16
Muslim Chick Magazine Hits the Stands
Check out the new issue of Muslim Chick Magazine and find out what Muslim girls really think. I think you’ll be surprised. Click here or on the small image to enlarge.
Here are a couple of article teasers from the cover.
Muslim Girl Scouts
The Muslim Girl Scouts of Troop 496, Utah give scouting a new spirit and […]
Posted: March 19th, 2007 under Satire.
Comments: 11
Homework Was Never Quite Like This
I’m not sure what caused the recent epidemic of teacher/student rape cases, or what drives a mature woman to crave sex with barely pubescent boys, although I must admit that when I was a teen, I spent more time fantasizing about a few of my teachers than I did studying.
The latest teacher to be sentenced […]
Posted: March 18th, 2007 under Commentary.
Comments: 8
Why Punctuation is Important
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Posted: March 15th, 2007 under Satire.
Comments: 28
Planned Parenthood; Duggar Style
If you like sex with the lights off and need plenty of help around the house, this may be the religion for you. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. If not, visit PlannedParenthood.org.
If you want to learn more about the Duggar family, click here.
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Posted: March 15th, 2007 under Commentary.
Comments: 3
Muslim Cashier Refuses to Scan Bacon
The Star Tribune recently ran a story about a Muslim cashier at a Target store in Minnesota that refused to scan a package of bacon, so the customer scanned it and put the package in the bag herself. Apparently some Muslims adhere to a very strict interpretation of a rule in the Qur’an that prohibits […]
Posted: March 14th, 2007 under Satire.
Comments: 2







