Archive for April, 2007
Funeral for the ‘N’ Word… and Lots of Other ‘Letter’ Words
Reverend Wendell Anthony, president of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, says the civil rights group will conduct a mock funeral for the ‘N’ word during their national convention in July.
“We are committed to ending hate — word and talk,” Anthony said. “It doesn’t do anyone any good, whether it’s a journalist […]
Posted: April 30th, 2007 under Satire.
Comments: 10
Get Paid to Rub One Out
Rub this card with your pointer to reveal a really dirty hidden picture and win a prize. Two prizes awarded daily, so rub one out as often as you want.
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Posted: April 29th, 2007 under Contests.
Comments: 4
Great Google Traffic Experiment; Update
Two days ago I posted about a little experiment I was conducting to see if I could get the top spot on Google for ‘world’s smartest man’ with the help of my readers and friends. The Smart People 2.0 page I created to give everyone a chance to get some free traffic is currently in […]
Posted: April 27th, 2007 under Seriously.
Comments: 4
Anyone for a Game of Leap Cock?
Artist Cees Krijnen created this fun new variation of the children’s game, Leap Frog, to teach young women how to please a man. Unfortunately, several gruesome impalement injuries have been reported.
Just so I don’t get into trouble, I’d like to point out that the game is fun for gay men too.
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Posted: April 27th, 2007 under Cool Stuff.
Comments: 3
Traffic Directions or Political Statement?
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Posted: April 26th, 2007 under Just for Laughs.
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Only Person in the World That Hasn’t Seen CSI, Busted by a Bun
A car thief in Detroit is apparently the only person on the planet that hasn’t watched CSI or else he’s always too high on crack to pay attention. Otherwise he would know that leaving your DNA at a crime scene is a bad idea.
Norman O. Wheeler, 40, was observed breaking into and stealing a car […]
Posted: April 25th, 2007 under Dumbass.
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Is That a Burrito in Your Tights or are You Just Happy to See Me?
Captain America was arrested at the On Tap bar yesterday for carrying a concealed burrito in his tights. Everything was going just fine until he started asking women if they wanted to touch it. One of the women refused and when he groped her, she called police.
Wonder Woman was later quoted as saying, “I’m not […]
Posted: April 24th, 2007 under Nutty News.
Comments: 4
Teachers Use Cow Urine to “Purify” Students
We’ve all had school teachers we thought were mean and I’m sure some of you have some real horror stories to tell, but did you ever have cow’s urine thrown in your face?
Oh… sorry to hear that, Amar. Anyone else?
The upper-caste headteacher at a school in India ordered a colleague to sprinkle cow urine on […]
Posted: April 24th, 2007 under Nutty News.
Comments: 1
Niggar Please
Dave Chapelle jams just about every stereotype there is into this hilarious skit. Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy a few minutes with the Niggars. They’re really not bad folk once you get to know ‘em.
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Posted: April 23rd, 2007 under Videos.
Comments: 4
Girl to Run for Prom King; Pigs Reported Circling Overhead
There will be seven young people in tuxedos standing on the stage at Fresno High School’s prom tonight, all hoping to be picked as Prom King. Six of them will be boys. One of them will be a girl that thinks she’s a boy.
The confused girl, Cinthia Covarrubias, who has close-cropped brown hair and usually […]
Posted: April 21st, 2007 under Nutty News.
Comments: 36







