A man jumped out a a 7th story apartment window on Thursday and survived. Not only that, but moments later he was standing and talking to officers on the scene.
Alcohol was apparently the reason for both the fall and the miraculous landing.
Source: Chicago Sun Times
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Will a new cigarette-smoking ban spell the end of Amsterdam’s […]

A good Christian mother explains things to her son, who has just told her he doesn’t believe in God. Threatening to take away his Christmas presents seems to bring him back into the fold though.

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Here’s a tip for all you fortune tellers that use your powers of persuasion to convince gullible clients to leave money to you in their wills. Don’t get greedy and have them leave everything to you. Tell them to leave you 10% or so, to avoid suspicion.

Asia’s richest woman, Nina Wang, died earlier this month […]

The city zoo in Antwerp, Belgium, is warning visitors not to make extended eye contact with the chimpanzees. New rules have been posted outside the chimp enclosure warning visitors not to stare at the chimps in the habitat or a bond can form.

Zoo spokesman Ilse Segers says that lately many zoo visitors have displayed strange […]

Although I usually like to interject a little humor into my posts — even the ones about serious subjects — what you’re about to read is not intended to be humorous in any way. I tried, but I just can’t find anything funny about it.

If you think the religious zealots in the Middle East are […]

Bidets have long been used in Europe and other countries by women and men that prefer to have their nether regions cleaned with a stream of water rather than using toilet paper, and now, Japan’s leading toilet manufacturer, Toto Ltd., has developed an amazing new bidet that uses a flame instead of a stream of […]

This story is wrong on so many levels it’s hard to decide which level is the wrongest. Yeah, I realize that’s not a real word, but after you finish reading this, I bet you’ll think it should be.

I feel like typing WTF? every few words in this one, but I’m just going to get through […]

This electric car is phenomenal. The Hybrid Technologies L1X-75 has 600 horsepower, a zero to 60 time of 3.1 seconds, and can smoke the tires, unlike any electric car you’ve ever seen. It has a range of 200 miles and is fully charged in about 4.5 hours.

Just to get the jump on any naysayers, yeah, […]

Beached Whale Airlifted to Safety; Mother is so Proud
A fat fucking teen (just trying to get onboard the “nappy headed hos” train with that one), was airlifted to safety at a beach in San Diego on Sunday.
California tax payers will be happy to know the boy is fine, but are likely to be a […]

A deputy head teacher (vice principal), at a school in England, lost her £1 million lawsuit over a chair that made farting noises.

Sue Storer, 48, said the chair she was given to use, at the Bedminster Down secondary school in Bristol, let out a humiliating noise every time she sat down, which she frequently had […]