Archive for June, 2007
China’s ‘Elephant Man’ to Have 33 Pound Tumor Removed From His Face
Any time you catch yourself getting down and thinking life isn’t fair, just watch this video of China’s own ‘Elephant Man’, who has a 33 pound tumor on his face that started growing at birth.
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Posted: June 30th, 2007 under Seriously.
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Oral Sex and Mooning Humor on Michelangelo’s Famous Sistine Ceiling
Michelangelo is no doubt one of the most talented and famous artists who has ever lived and the Sistine Chapel is a major artistic achievement, but have you ever studied the paintings? Apparently, Michelangelo had an excellent sense of humor and a very dirty mind. Click images for enlarged view.
In The Creation of the Sun […]
Posted: June 28th, 2007 under Satire.
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Court Says Forcing Student to Write “I’m a Retard” 100 Times Not Abuse
A teacher in Italy who forced a student to write “I’m a retard” 100 times, has been acquitted of abuse charges. Apparently it would only have been abuse if it wasn’t true or the student had been forced to write it more than 100 times.
The teacher punished the 12-year old boy after he stopped another […]
Posted: June 28th, 2007 under Nutty News.
Comments: 8
Poorly Formed Crop Circle Provides Evidence Aliens Do Drugs
This crop circle was discovered in a corn field in Holland. Either the alien that created it was loaded or he needs a lot more practice.
Actually this really bad attempt at making crop circles was done by a drug addict attempting to escape from police in his father’s car. Four cop cars were damaged in […]
Posted: June 27th, 2007 under Nutty News.
Comments: 4
Man Loses One of His Ball’s and Nearly Loses His Arm Too When Gator Attacks
A Florida man was pulled into a golf course pond by an 11-foot alligator when he reached down to retrieve his ball.
Bruce Burger, 50, was attempting to retrieve his ball from a pond on the sixth hole while playing golf at the Lake Venice Golf Club, Monday. The alligator grabbed him by his forearm and […]
Posted: June 27th, 2007 under Nutty News.
Comments: 1
Thief Signals Time-Out to Catch His Breath During Police Chase
An out-of-shape thief asked for a ‘time-out’ while being chased by police in the Philippines yesterday. He ran out of breath after sprinting for 500 yards and stopped to make the universal time-out hand gesture.
The man had broken into a house and stolen two mobile phones and a local police patrol heard the owner’s screams […]
Posted: June 27th, 2007 under Nutty News.
Comments: 5
Stop Fantasizing About the Perfect Sex Partner; Buy One
Are you tired of looking for the perfect sex partner? One that has a perfect body, is open to any kinky idea you have in mind and is always in the mood? Then you need look no further. For a mere $6,000, your dream can come true.
It doesn’t matter if you’re into blondes, brunettes or […]
Posted: June 24th, 2007 under Cool Stuff.
Comments: 8
Naked Couple Falls to Their Deaths While Having Roof Sex
Police are investigating how a naked couple fell from the roof of a downtown office building in Columbia, SC.
A cabdriver found the couple lying naked in the street and later their clothing was found on the roof. Police are speculating that the couple, in their early 20’s, may have been having sex on the roof.
Personally, […]
Posted: June 22nd, 2007 under Nutty News.
Comments: 2
Alien Crop Ads; The Next Big Thing in Advertising
This ad for the adult website, MyPrivateDance.com is visible from the air by airline passengers as they approach Gatwick Airport in England. At first believed to be the work of aliens, it turns out to be a brilliant marketing idea from the folks at Sports Media Gaming, Ltd.
A district council spokewoman says the ad was […]
Posted: June 21st, 2007 under Advertising.
Comments: 1
Bush Vetoes Stem Cell Bill Because… Well, He’s an Idiot
President George Bush vetoed legislation to expand federally funded embryonic stem cell research today, even though more than 60% of American voters agree that the measure would combat many illnesses.
The White House says, “If this legislation became law, it would compel American taxpayers — for the first time in our history — to support the […]
Posted: June 20th, 2007 under Nutty News.
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