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Archive for July, 2007

Hitting Steering Wheel Illegal in Utah Unless You Can See Over It

Gary Coleman, the strange little man that used to star as a strange little boy in the strange old TV series Different Strokes, was cited for disorderly conduct last Friday evening in Provo, Utah, where he now lives. I’m guessing he moved there after the humiliating loss he suffered to Arnold Schwarzenegger in the California […]

Is Internet Porn Harmful or Just Good Clean Fun?

According to a recent study conducted by the Pew Research Center, 70% of Americans indicated that nude pictures and X-rated videos on the Internet DO NOT provide harmless entertainment for those who enjoy it.

I call bullshit. Unless Pew conducted the polls in churches on Sunday morning or only polled people that live in ultra conservative […]

Sense of Smell Good for Smelling Roses, Perfume, Food, and Dead Bodies

Our five senses are wonderful to have and the loss of any one of them is a terrible thing. I would put the loss of my eyesight at the top of the list and my sense of smell at the bottom, but I definitely don’t want to lose either one. Unfortunately for Eugene Pilouw of […]

Sheikhs on a Plane

A British Airways flight was held up for almost three hours when a Quatar sheikh decided he didn’t like the seating arrangements. Apparently three of his female relatives were seated next to men they didn’t know. WTF?
When the sheikh was unable to get any of the passengers to swap seats, he went to complain to […]

MySpace Deletes 29,000 Sex Offender’s Profiles; But Only the Registered Ones

Social networking site MySpace reported on Tuesday that they had detected and deleted 29,000 registered sex offenders from their system, but ask yourself how many sex offenders still have MySpace pages because they haven’t been arrested and registered yet. I’m not sure what I want to do next, throw up or go kick the shit […]

Apple Stock Falls; iPhone Sales Weak

Apple’s stock fell a whopping 4% today after AT&T announced the initial customer activations for the iPhone. The problem appears to be the fact that analysts had predicted that all 400,000 Mac users would purchase and activate an iPhone, but unfortunately only 146,000 of them have so far.

Investors were not too happy to hear that […]

Peeping Lawyer Uses Anti-Masturbation Gum; Still Can’t Keep Handz Off

Legal Aid attorney Peter Barta is 32-years old, lives with his mom, and has some very kinky habits.

Following his arrest for peeping and using a video camera to spy on female colleagues, police found 90 porn videos, 211 copies of Playboy, a sex toy called ‘Grow a Girlfriend’, and several boxes of Handz Off Anti […]

Peel-Away Ads the Next Big Thing in Banner Advertising?

If you’ve been surfing the Internet for any time at all I’m sure you’re getting pretty tired of the annoying blinking banners, popups, and ads that fly onto the page trying to get your attention. If you’re like me, you’re probably using popup blockers and have become so jaded to the average horizontal banner that […]

Google Says Hammer is World’s Smartest Man; Stephen Hawking Second

I took this screen shot just in case, but for the moment I am the world’s smartest man according to Google, even beating out Stephen Hawking and an autistic savant with an IQ over 210. If you missed my Google experiment and don’t have a clue what this is about, click here.

To those of […]

Popsicles May Reduce Swelling But Won’t Prevent Death

Ebony Thorne, a 24-year old Texas woman, placed a Popsicle on her 2-year old son’s head and put him to bed after he fell down a stairwell. She didn’t call 9-1-1.

When the boy’s father got home, he found the boy unresponsive and called his mother, but he didn’t call 9-1-1 either.
The boy’s grandmother drove to […]

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