This mountain lion warning sign from a park in Colorado offers some good suggestions, but realistically, if you don’t have any small children handy, you’re screwed.

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Suppose you had a friend in high school that went on to become a porn star and she decided to use your name as her stage name. Suddenly your name is appearing on DVD covers with titles like, Craving Big Cocks, Young Cheerleaders Swap ‘n Swallow, and Cuties Who Go All Ways. Would you be […]

The Babykeeper is a patent pending infant carrier style seat, that hangs from the stall wall in most public restrooms, and can also be used in many public fitting rooms.

I’m not a mother, but I’ve got two daughters and when they were younger there were times when I needed to use a public restroom while […]

Police in Berlin, Germany broke into an apartment expecting to find a dead body, after neighbors complained of a foul smell coming from upstairs. The shutters had been closed for some time and the tenant’s mail had gone uncollected for over a week, so police feared the worst.
Gagging, with eyes watering, the police broke down […]

A couple years ago, Des Campbell, a former English police officer, took his third wife camping in Australia and pitched their tent in a picturesque spot, only a few feet from a 120-foot high cliff. The next morning, she was at the bottom, and no, she hadn’t walked down.

Campbell’s story is that his wife had […]

Six-year old Abigail Taylor is listed in critical condition at Children’s Hospital in Minneapolis after the suction from a pool pump drain at the Minneapolis Golf Club tore out part of her intestines.

A golf club official has expressed sympathy for the family but said he didn’t think there was anything wrong with the pool. Of […]

Have you ever had the feeling if you didn’t say something you were going to explode? Do you ever feel the need to get something off your chest, but would rather not bother your friends with it? Do you wish you could confess something you’ve done that’s just too embarrassing or terrible to admit, even […]

I was watching TV one night back in May and saw a gum commercial that made me say, WTF? I actually said that, you can ask my wife. Since we have a DVR cable box I rewound the commercial and watched it again, — this time with my wife for verification — and sure enough, […]

By now I’m sure you’ve all heard the jokes about Oprah referring to her vagina as her va-jay-jay because, well, I guess she just can’t bring herself to call it her vagina, pussy, cunt, twat, slit hooha, poontang, or fuzzy taco.

To be honest, I’ve always felt some embarrassment when referring to my sex organ in […]