Archive for September, 2007
Rapist Caught Because of Bad Breath
When police officers question the victim of a rape, one of the first things they ask is if the woman can identify her attacker. Occasionally the victim knows the rapist which helps speed up the process but in most cases the cops have to work with a description.
Cop: What did the man look like?
Victim: I […]
Posted: September 26th, 2007 under Nutty News.
Comments: 6
A New Way for Morons to Pay Less Attention to Their Driving
I’ll admit that I use my cell phone while I’m driving and I realize that at times I’m not as attentive to my driving as I should be, but how many times have you been behind a driver using a cell phone that is going too slow or obviously not paying attention to what they’re […]
Posted: September 21st, 2007 under Commentary.
Comments: 5
Just For Men Hair Color’s New Spokesman; Osama bin Laden
Combe Incorporated, manufacturer of Just For Men hair color, has just announced the signing of Osama bin Laden as the company’s newest spokesman. As you can see in the newly released video below, bin Laden’s usually shaggy beard is not only neatly trimmed, but has gone from mostly grey to black.
Sales of Just For Men […]
Posted: September 11th, 2007 under Satire.
Comments: none
How to Buy a 14-Year Old Bride
Are you the parents of a teenage girl that gives you constant attitude, stays out late, hangs around with the wrong crowd, drinks or does drugs, and has basically driven you to your wits end? Then have I got the solution for you. Not only can you legally move her out of the house — […]
Posted: September 6th, 2007 under Satire.
Comments: 17







