Alien Cow Abductions Serious Problem
There is an alarming and insidious problem occurring in the world at this very moment and most of you are blissfully unaware, unless you’re a dairy farmer or sell milking machines.
Alien cow abductions are a serious threat and if we don’t find a way to stop it we’ll all be drinking some other kind of milk soon and have you ever tried to milk a goat or a soy bean?
Sure, you might be laughing now, but you won’t think it’s so fucking funny one of these days when you’re pouring soy milk on your Cheerios.
If you’ve witnessed an alien cow abduction and want to report it, or want to find out more about this terrible but seldom talked about crime, check out CowAbduction.com.
Posted: January 4th, 2007 under Satire.
Comments: 2
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Comment from bobby
Time: November 7, 2007, 9:51 am
i think that cow abductions are so totally awesome. I myself have been abducted twice and i think aliens are a good company to have. 
Comment from James Harley Clark
Time: August 18, 2009, 1:32 am
Jessus please save our cow’s!
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