Archive for 'Celebrities'
Jessica Biel; Good Actress, Great Ass
Jessica Biel is a beautiful woman and a good actress. She has gone from playing a preacher’s daughter in the television show, 7th Heaven, to films like, The Illusionist, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake), and Blade: Trinity.
But, I’m not a celebrity reporter and have no interest in writing an article about Jessica Biel’s talents or […]
Posted: March 28th, 2007 under Celebrities.
Comments: 7
The Brother Can’t Drive; Crashes Ferrari
Comedian, Eddie Griffin, should stick to comedy and leave racing cars to… well, people that know how to race cars. Griffin told reporters, “The brother’s good at karate and all the rest of that, but the brother can’t drive.” Too bad he didn’t tell the car’s owner before he wrecked the car.
Griffin was practicing for […]
Posted: March 28th, 2007 under Celebrities.
Comments: 3
Britney Enlists Heading for Iraq
A few days ago I broke the story that Britney Spears had shaved her head and confided in friends that she was planning on having a sex change operation. As you can see from this photo, the hormones are kicking in and she’s bulking up.
Word has it that she secretly enlisted in the Marines […]
Posted: February 27th, 2007 under Celebrities.
Comments: 2
Bald Britney Spears Paper Doll
Would you like to have a bald Britney Spears paper doll sitting on your desk? Of course you would, who wouldn’t?
Click on the small image to open the large file, then print, cut and fold. Email your photos of your Britney paper doll in action to me and I’ll post them to my Flickr gallery. […]
Posted: February 26th, 2007 under Celebrities.
Comments: 3
Britney Shaves Head Wants to be a Man
After leaving rehab recently, Britney Spears admitted to friends that she has been hiding a secret and just can’t hold it in any longer. She told a friend, “I’ve always felt like a man trapped in a woman’s body and it’s finally time to stop pretending and be the person I really am.”
As a first […]
Posted: February 17th, 2007 under Celebrities.
Comments: 4
I’m the Real Father of Anna Nicole’s Baby
I know that there’s a good chance my marriage will be ruined after today, but I can’t take it anymore and I’ve got to do the right thing. I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.
It was only a one night stand, but I was horny and Anna was depressed about her weight at […]
Posted: February 15th, 2007 under Celebrities.
Comments: 14
Paris Hilton won’t be Exposed
This is an update to a story I posted a few days ago about a website called ParisExposed.com. You can read that story here.
Paris Hilton has filed a lawsuit against the week-old website (the site has been taken down) that was providing paid access to many of Hilton’s personal belongings acquired when Hilton supposedly forgot […]
Posted: February 1st, 2007 under Celebrities.
Comments: 2
Kelly Brook Next Angelina Jolie
Q. How does a young actress shift her career into high gear?
A. Go to an awards show dressed like this.
Combine a beautiful face with a 5 foot 8 inch, 32E-24-32 body and some reasonable acting skills and what do you get? The next Angelina Jolie.
We predict Kelly Brook will be Hollywood’s next big star.
Hammer refers […]
Posted: February 1st, 2007 under Celebrities.
Comments: 1
Miss USA to Appear in Playboy
Newly crowned Miss USA, Tara Conner, has emerged from her 31-day stint in rehab like a butterfly from a cocoon, telling People Magazine that “I’m a completely different person out of rehab”.
Miss Conner agreed to enter rehab after nearly being stripped (of her title) by Donald Trump, co-owner of the Miss Universe group, following allegations […]
Posted: January 30th, 2007 under Celebrities.
Comments: 1
Paris Hilton Exposed… Again
Considering I always thought that the release of the Paris Hilton video was done with her knowledge the likelihood of her not being involved in some way in this new website seems slim to me, but for only $39.97 you can view everything from her diary entries about Britney Spears, to her black book of […]
Posted: January 24th, 2007 under Celebrities.
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