Today was the absolute worst day of my entire life. Up until now, the day the cops found 100 pounds of pot in the trunk of the stolen Corvette I was driving when I ran over the old lady on the sidewalk was the worst, but today… well, I’ll let you decide.
This morning I took […]

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I’m always on the lookout for interesting but practical gadgets and I found this one over at Technabob. The hamster runs in the wheel, shredding your papers and creating his own bedding.
If you’re concerned with global warming you might want to get a bunch of hamster-powered products for your home. The toaster is proving to […]

Okay, even though I’m sure many dogs have disappeared only to end up in some Asian’s wok, and a waitress that knows CPR would be handy at a BBQ joint, these signs aren’t real. I made them with the cool sign generators over at Atom Smasher, and you can create your own funny signs, too.
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I’ve been planning a trip to Europe for a little family vacation and unfortunately my youngest daughter is still afraid to fly, so I thought I’d check Google Maps for the quickest driving route.
I asked for directions from Orlando, FL to Paris, France and, although the 3,462 mile swim across the Atlantic was expected, I’m […]

This is a crazy world we live in. Just look at the signs.

It’s true, but at least they’re being honest.

I understand they named the pitcher’s mound, ‘Boot Hill’.

If I had a nickle for every asshole…

When will people learn to wear condoms?

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I don’t know why this cyclist is running from the cops, but that’s a hell of a tailwind. FYI, the world record speed for a peddle-powered bicycle is 167 mph.

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I’ve registered a lot of domains over the years and every once in a while I come up with a URL that sounds good, but doesn’t look quite as good on paper. I wouldn’t have registered any of these names, but I’m glad someone did so I could make fun of them.
Looking for the name […]

We’ve all grown accustomed to Google’s quaint tradition of modifying their logo for the holidays and keeping with tradition they put up a cute one for Valentine’s Day with a chocolate covered strawberry representing the G. Really cute, but where the hell is the L?
I just showed the logo to my wife and she says […]

The next time you’re sitting on a plane and it’s just a bit too quiet and you want to liven things up a little, make sure that the person sitting next to you is looking at your laptop monitor and then click this link. Click here to relieve boredom.
Of course this is just one suggestion […]