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My Prediction Comes True; Mysterious Suicide of D.C. Madam
Almost exactly one year ago I wrote an article about the arrest of the D.C. Madam and made the following prediction which came true yesterday: “I predict that the D.C. Madam will die of mysterious causes some time this year and the rest of the list will disappear, if she doesn’t enter the witness protection […]
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 under Commentary.
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The Ultimate Exercise in Futility
Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have spent millions of dollars of their own and other people’s money and in the end it will all become a futile waste of time and money because neither of them will defeat John McCain in the election.
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Posted: April 27th, 2008 under Commentary.
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A New Way for Morons to Pay Less Attention to Their Driving
I’ll admit that I use my cell phone while I’m driving and I realize that at times I’m not as attentive to my driving as I should be, but how many times have you been behind a driver using a cell phone that is going too slow or obviously not paying attention to what they’re […]
Posted: September 21st, 2007 under Commentary.
Comments: 5
Why I Love Working on the Net
I run several Internet companies and 100% of my business is Internet based. That means that not only am I upwordly mobile, I’m just plain mobile.
Last summer we spent a week at a cabin in the mountains and thanks to my laptop and my mobile phone (that I’d forwarded all of my calls too), no […]
Posted: August 16th, 2007 under Commentary.
Comments: 3
O.J. ‘Slasher’ Simpson’s Book “If I Did It” to be Published
Several months ago I blogged about a book that O.J. Simpson had written, titled “If I Did It”, in which he tells the story of how he would have killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole Simpson, if he’d actually done it. Unfortunately for those of us that see the irony and humor in the […]
Posted: August 14th, 2007 under Commentary.
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I’m a Mormon You Asshole
If there’s one thing I can never be accused of, it’s being politically correct. Sure, if I was to go back and rethink some of the things I’ve said I would probably prefer that I hadn’t said them, but I’ve always been a blurt it out now, worry about it later kinda guy.
In a recent […]
Posted: August 6th, 2007 under Commentary.
Comments: 6
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Conventions
I just returned from four days of networking, eating, drinking, partying, ogling beautiful women in very little or no clothing, and getting very little sleep at a five-star hotel. Although not necessarily in that order. Yes, it’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it. Now, if I could just think of some bad and […]
Posted: August 6th, 2007 under Commentary.
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Practically Impractical Invention Keeps Baby Safe While Mommy Goes Potty
The Babykeeper is a patent pending infant carrier style seat, that hangs from the stall wall in most public restrooms, and can also be used in many public fitting rooms.
I’m not a mother, but I’ve got two daughters and when they were younger there were times when I needed to use a public restroom while […]
Posted: July 9th, 2007 under Commentary.
Comments: 6
Lesbian Eclipse Gum Commericial Has Fundies Flapping Their Gums… Again
I was watching TV one night back in May and saw a gum commercial that made me say, WTF? I actually said that, you can ask my wife. Since we have a DVR cable box I rewound the commercial and watched it again, — this time with my wife for verification — and sure enough, […]
Posted: July 4th, 2007 under Commentary.
Comments: 3
Oprah Calls Her Vagina Her “Va-Jay-Jay”; Hammer Suggests New Name for Penis
By now I’m sure you’ve all heard the jokes about Oprah referring to her vagina as her va-jay-jay because, well, I guess she just can’t bring herself to call it her vagina, pussy, cunt, twat, slit hooha, poontang, or fuzzy taco.
To be honest, I’ve always felt some embarrassment when referring to my sex organ in […]
Posted: July 3rd, 2007 under Commentary.
Comments: 7







