I took the family to see Shrek 3 and then to Chili’s for dinner last night. About halfway through the dinner, one of my daughters needed to use the restroom and since it was on the opposite side of the restaurant and she’s only nine, I followed slightly behind. She likes to feel grown up, […]

A car thief in Detroit is apparently the only person on the planet that hasn’t watched CSI or else he’s always too high on crack to pay attention. Otherwise he would know that leaving your DNA at a crime scene is a bad idea.

Norman O. Wheeler, 40, was observed breaking into and stealing a car […]

Earlier today I discovered a blog owner that had copied two articles from my blog as well as hotlinking the photos. I emailed him and explained the error of his ways. He made the appropriate changes.

Mike Davidson, CEO of Newsvine, and designer of a very popular MySpace template, discovered a similar transgression on Senator John […]

Since I’m not a woman I can’t say for sure, but this new Dora the Explorer vibrator doesn’t seem to have been well thought out. The controls are awkwardly placed, it’s short and and it isn’t dishwasher safe. But, if you or a friend are a big fan of Dora the Explorer, you can order […]

A couple was sentenced to three years probation on Monday, for having sex in front of the woman’s 9 year-old daughter.

Now, some of you might be saying to yourself, “Well, that sucks, my kid walks in on me and my wife all the time because the lock on our door is broken. I can get […]

Here’s a tip for all you drug dealers out there. If you’re going to hide drugs in your daughter’s jacket pocket, don’t forget to get it back before she goes to school.

Dennis Riker of Hillside, NJ, showed up at his daughter’s school Monday morning saying he had left his keys in his 6-year old daughter’s […]

Let’s suppose for a moment that you’re a drug dealer and you’re driving down the highway with 43 pounds of marijuana in the trunk of your car.

C’mon, just pretend. It’ll be fun.

Now let’s suppose you’re a real dumbass and you’ve snorted some coke and fired up a big fat one because you’re bored and you’ve […]

If you’re going to do a webcam strip show for your boyfriend, make sure you lock your door.

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