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I haven’t posted in a while because I’ve been tied up with other projects, but I thought all you titty lovers out there would appreciate this one.

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When police officers question the victim of a rape, one of the first things they ask is if the woman can identify her attacker. Occasionally the victim knows the rapist which helps speed up the process but in most cases the cops have to work with a description.
Cop: What did the man look like?
Victim: I […]

A man believed to be part of a group of identity scammers was arrested in Florida Tuesday during a routine traffic stop. Rilwan Soetan, one of the U.S. Secret Service’s “Most Wanted”, was stopped by State Department Agriculture agents, with other people’s personal documents, multiple cell phones and $6,000 in cash.
For those of you that […]

Gary Coleman, the strange little man that used to star as a strange little boy in the strange old TV series Different Strokes, was cited for disorderly conduct last Friday evening in Provo, Utah, where he now lives. I’m guessing he moved there after the humiliating loss he suffered to Arnold Schwarzenegger in the California […]

Our five senses are wonderful to have and the loss of any one of them is a terrible thing. I would put the loss of my eyesight at the top of the list and my sense of smell at the bottom, but I definitely don’t want to lose either one. Unfortunately for Eugene Pilouw of […]

A British Airways flight was held up for almost three hours when a Quatar sheikh decided he didn’t like the seating arrangements. Apparently three of his female relatives were seated next to men they didn’t know. WTF?
When the sheikh was unable to get any of the passengers to swap seats, he went to complain to […]

Social networking site MySpace reported on Tuesday that they had detected and deleted 29,000 registered sex offenders from their system, but ask yourself how many sex offenders still have MySpace pages because they haven’t been arrested and registered yet. I’m not sure what I want to do next, throw up or go kick the shit […]

Apple’s stock fell a whopping 4% today after AT&T announced the initial customer activations for the iPhone. The problem appears to be the fact that analysts had predicted that all 400,000 Mac users would purchase and activate an iPhone, but unfortunately only 146,000 of them have so far.

Investors were not too happy to hear that […]

Legal Aid attorney Peter Barta is 32-years old, lives with his mom, and has some very kinky habits.

Following his arrest for peeping and using a video camera to spy on female colleagues, police found 90 porn videos, 211 copies of Playboy, a sex toy called ‘Grow a Girlfriend’, and several boxes of Handz Off Anti […]