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Popsicles May Reduce Swelling But Won’t Prevent Death

Ebony Thorne, a 24-year old Texas woman, placed a Popsicle on her 2-year old son’s head and put him to bed after he fell down a stairwell. She didn’t call 9-1-1.

When the boy’s father got home, he found the boy unresponsive and called his mother, but he didn’t call 9-1-1 either.
The boy’s grandmother drove to […]

Porn Star Syvette Wimberly Stole Name From High School Friend

Suppose you had a friend in high school that went on to become a porn star and she decided to use your name as her stage name. Suddenly your name is appearing on DVD covers with titles like, Craving Big Cocks, Young Cheerleaders Swap ‘n Swallow, and Cuties Who Go All Ways. Would you be […]

What’s That Smell?

Police in Berlin, Germany broke into an apartment expecting to find a dead body, after neighbors complained of a foul smell coming from upstairs. The shutters had been closed for some time and the tenant’s mail had gone uncollected for over a week, so police feared the worst.
Gagging, with eyes watering, the police broke down […]

Man Pitches Tent Next to Cliff; Surprise! Wife Falls Off

A couple years ago, Des Campbell, a former English police officer, took his third wife camping in Australia and pitched their tent in a picturesque spot, only a few feet from a 120-foot high cliff. The next morning, she was at the bottom, and no, she hadn’t walked down.

Campbell’s story is that his wife had […]

Girl’s Intestines Sucked Out by Pool Pump

Six-year old Abigail Taylor is listed in critical condition at Children’s Hospital in Minneapolis after the suction from a pool pump drain at the Minneapolis Golf Club tore out part of her intestines.

A golf club official has expressed sympathy for the family but said he didn’t think there was anything wrong with the pool. Of […]

Court Says Forcing Student to Write “I’m a Retard” 100 Times Not Abuse

A teacher in Italy who forced a student to write “I’m a retard” 100 times, has been acquitted of abuse charges. Apparently it would only have been abuse if it wasn’t true or the student had been forced to write it more than 100 times.
The teacher punished the 12-year old boy after he stopped another […]

Poorly Formed Crop Circle Provides Evidence Aliens Do Drugs

This crop circle was discovered in a corn field in Holland. Either the alien that created it was loaded or he needs a lot more practice.

Actually this really bad attempt at making crop circles was done by a drug addict attempting to escape from police in his father’s car. Four cop cars were damaged in […]

Man Loses One of His Ball’s and Nearly Loses His Arm Too When Gator Attacks

A Florida man was pulled into a golf course pond by an 11-foot alligator when he reached down to retrieve his ball.

Bruce Burger, 50, was attempting to retrieve his ball from a pond on the sixth hole while playing golf at the Lake Venice Golf Club, Monday. The alligator grabbed him by his forearm and […]

Thief Signals Time-Out to Catch His Breath During Police Chase

An out-of-shape thief asked for a ‘time-out’ while being chased by police in the Philippines yesterday. He ran out of breath after sprinting for 500 yards and stopped to make the universal time-out hand gesture.

The man had broken into a house and stolen two mobile phones and a local police patrol heard the owner’s screams […]

Naked Couple Falls to Their Deaths While Having Roof Sex

Police are investigating how a naked couple fell from the roof of a downtown office building in Columbia, SC.

A cabdriver found the couple lying naked in the street and later their clothing was found on the roof. Police are speculating that the couple, in their early 20’s, may have been having sex on the roof.

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