Combe Incorporated, manufacturer of Just For Men hair color, has just announced the signing of Osama bin Laden as the company’s newest spokesman. As you can see in the newly released video below, bin Laden’s usually shaggy beard is not only neatly trimmed, but has gone from mostly grey to black.
Sales of Just For Men […]

Are you the parents of a teenage girl that gives you constant attitude, stays out late, hangs around with the wrong crowd, drinks or does drugs, and has basically driven you to your wits end? Then have I got the solution for you. Not only can you legally move her out of the house — […]

This mountain lion warning sign from a park in Colorado offers some good suggestions, but realistically, if you don’t have any small children handy, you’re screwed.

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Michelangelo is no doubt one of the most talented and famous artists who has ever lived and the Sistine Chapel is a major artistic achievement, but have you ever studied the paintings? Apparently, Michelangelo had an excellent sense of humor and a very dirty mind. Click images for enlarged view.
In The Creation of the Sun […]

Alan Chavez, 22, from Dallas, Texas, has been arrested for stealing a truck loaded with $250,000 worth of Skittles. When questioned, it became clear that his motives were not for profit or because his fat trailer-trash wife likes candy.

Chavez says he’s tired of Mars Incorporated, — the company behind Skittles, Snickers and M&Ms — attempting […]

I got into a debate with some folks on a message board today, discussing an article one of them had written about Paris Hilton and her current trials and tribulations. In a nutshell, the writer said that she hates Paris for being beautiful, rich, and famous — especially because she’s dumb and talentless — and […]

Paris Hilton’s attorneys have filed notice with the court to appeal the 45-day sentence she was given for violating the terms of her probation in a drunk driving case.
Hilton told reporters, “I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted and I don’t deserve this,” and then went […]

Following a recent campaign speech, a reporter asked Hillary Clinton what she thought Barack Obama’s best and worst qualities were. She replied that his worst quality was that he wasn’t black enough and would have a hard time getting the African American vote, and after reflecting for a moment, held up her hands to convey […]

Reverend Wendell Anthony, president of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, says the civil rights group will conduct a mock funeral for the ‘N’ word during their national convention in July.

“We are committed to ending hate — word and talk,” Anthony said. “It doesn’t do anyone any good, whether it’s a journalist […]

The city zoo in Antwerp, Belgium, is warning visitors not to make extended eye contact with the chimpanzees. New rules have been posted outside the chimp enclosure warning visitors not to stare at the chimps in the habitat or a bond can form.

Zoo spokesman Ilse Segers says that lately many zoo visitors have displayed strange […]