Finally, a politician has come up with an intelligent solution to the world’s drug problem. Talibdin El-Amin (Muslim), a Democratic State Representative from Missouri, has proposed a new law making it far more difficult to acquire sodium bicarbonate, the base ingredient of crack cocaine.

As unbelievable as it seems, sodium bicarbonate is readily available in any […]

In a move that is sure to anger surfers worldwide, Google, the most popular search engine in the world, has systematically begun replacing searches for certain terms with not-so-subtle advertisements.

In this case, as you can see, I searched for the word ‘masturbation’, but Google claimed no results for that word were found and offered […]

Check out the new issue of Muslim Chick Magazine and find out what Muslim girls really think. I think you’ll be surprised. Click here or on the small image to enlarge.

Here are a couple of article teasers from the cover.
Muslim Girl Scouts
The Muslim Girl Scouts of Troop 496, Utah give scouting a new spirit and […]

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The Star Tribune recently ran a story about a Muslim cashier at a Target store in Minnesota that refused to scan a package of bacon, so the customer scanned it and put the package in the bag herself. Apparently some Muslims adhere to a very strict interpretation of a rule in the Qur’an that prohibits […]

If you’ve got young children, or nieces and nephews with birthdays coming up soon, you should check out this bitchin’ new coloring book. It’s perfect for kids of all ages, even for the little rugrats that are just learning to hold a crayon and need a little practice staying in the lines.

The Gangsta Rap Coloring […]

As unbelievable as it seems, Saddam Hussein is alive. Our government attempted to cover the incident up, but somehow this amazing video surfaced earlier today.
The coincidence is amazing, but could this have anything to do with the discovery of the tomb containing the remains of Jesus Christ which proves that he was never actually […]

I announced a couple of days ago that I was the real father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby and I’m sure most of you doubted my voracity, but the fact that the story has made it on Larry King Live and MTV should make you think twice.

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I’m always on the lookout for new and innovative products and with Valentine’s Day fast approaching I was hoping to find something really special I could recommend to my loyal readers. It took some seriously dedicated searching but I found the perfect gift.

Slip a pair of these in with the box of chocolates you’re going […]

Am I the only one that finds the recent nuclear weapon test in Korea far less frightening than the fact that they’ve found a way to conquer gravity and are teaching their soldiers to fly without brooms? Apparently they learned the technique from watching the Harry Potter films and soldiers actually shout ‘Hail Slytherin’ before […]