Spencer Gifts is bringing a little more Ho, Ho, Ho to your Christmas party with their line of X-rated Christmas tree ornaments. They can be purchased for $9 at area Spencer’s stores and on their website.

The box reads, “Unlike those other elves, we know everyone on the list (even the naughty ones) needs to have a smile and a laugh this time of year.”

However (and you knew this was coming), some concerned citizens (read Christians) are demanding that the pornaments be taken off the shelves. Baptist Church Reverend Jim Patterson says, “It is just sad they have to stoop to this kind of thing to defame Christmas. It says we are nothing more than sexual acts or psychical beings and we are much more than that. We are spiritual beings and this is a spiritual holiday. And, why bring it to that level? It makes no sense to me.”

What makes no sense to me is how an anatomically correct gingerbread man or Frosty fucking his girlfriend (nice tits) can be seen as defaming Christmas. Obviously these ornaments aren’t intended to be hung on the family Christmas tree, but they would make great gag gifts. It’s not like they’re selling Nativity scenes with naked Wisemen for Christ’s sake. Yes, the Pun was intended.

Check out Spencer’s Holiday page if you’d like to get some pornaments for your tree this year.

UPDATE: All of the naughty ornaments have been removed from the holiday page on Spencer’s website. Looks like the moral minority won again, unless they’re just sold out.

Bill O’Reilly and his ilk succeeded in forcing Target to pull sexy Halloween costumes from their stores and now this. Wake up people. When are you going to grow a pair and start telling these self-righteous asswipes to fuck off?

Source: Channel 6 News, Orlando, FL

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