Crying Baby Causes Auto Accident
A 17-year old California girl slammed her car into a guardrail and was then hit by a Ford F-350 pickup truck when the baby in her car suddenly began to cry. Baby doll that is.

The girl had just picked up the doll, which was part of a class project on responsible parenting. The educational doll cries and wets itself and has a built in monitor that keeps a record of how long it takes the doll’s ‘parent’ to respond to it’s crying.

No one was seriously injured in the crash but apparently the girl took the project very seriously, because she was still caring for the baby when officers arrived.
On a side note, witnesses said they saw the doll’s head swivel 360 degrees on several occasions and heard the girl calling the doll, Chucky.
Okay, I made that last part up. It’s head only swiveled once.
Source: Associated Press
Posted: December 1st, 2006 under Nutty News.
Comments: 2
Comments
Comment from Braxton
Time: December 10, 2006, 8:33 am
These dolls are dumb. God gave us hornyness to have kids. If we really thought through sex or marrage we wouldn’t do either. Especially marrage and monogamy.
White America is obsessed with an ideal person waiting until they are 35, have a college degree and are vice president of a company before they date or have sex. Well by then they don’t care or need viagra..
This is why cultures that embrace sex will blow us away with bombs or sheer population. We have 1.5 kids and they have 3 .. do the math in 3 generations.
The white world will fall like the Roman empire because it didn’t produce enough children. It outthought itself.
These dolls are supposed to scare kids.. but they scare the kids who need to become parents out of having babies and the kids who don’t care have kids anyway.
Dumb Dumb Dumb!
So let your kids have sex and be HAPPY when they have kids.
Comment from hammer
Time: December 10, 2006, 10:06 am
So, you’re against teaching young ladies responsible parenting? Since she’s probably going to have at least 1.5 kids anyway, doesn’t it make sense to teach her as much as possible before she has them?



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