Ultra conservative talk show host, Sean Hannity, has a dating site “where people of like conservative minds can come together to meet”. The name of the site is HanniDate and it works just like any other online dating site except I doubt that you’ll have much success if you’re a liberal.

If you’re familiar with Sean Hannity you know that he’s against gay marriage, but apparently he has no problem with gay’s dating because ‘male seeking male’ is one of the options. Just for grins I searched, and although I won’t say I found a plethora of gay profiles, there were more than I expected.

Here are some excerpts from a few of the profiles.

Alpha Steve from Decatur, Georgia
I’m aganist the gays. i’m looking for some guy BUDDIES to just horse around with and stuff. general macho guy stuff like punching in the shoulder for no reason and drink beer and agressivly wrasslin around in the yard or the livin room for no reason, but not gayly. i’m a southern baptist and i go to first baptist church. i’m thankful to God and President Bush and Jesus for all the blesings in my life. the word of God says that gays are not going to heaven which is why i’m not gay… i mean, i wouldn’t be gay anyways caws
it’s sick and gross but… i’m just sayin, God says it’s wrong, and i mean, who can argue with God?

Rightgay from Arlington, Virginia
I am a Conservative gay man, Log Cabin Republican, who does not want the legal right to marry or adopt children. I love Sean Hannity and Fox News, and I am an OUT and PROUD Gay Republican. I love Republican fundraisers, and especially bridge at the club with Republican wives.

Good plan there Rightgay. We all know that the grocery store is a good place to meet chicks, but I think you’re really onto something with this pretending to be gay and going to bridge clubs thing.

John Sample from California
Hi, I am John Sample, I feel I have a great deal in common with George W. Bush. I too know the horror of fighting in the mean streets of my town. i imagine its like Iraq with less bullets. And, I as well am against the environment. I intend fully to smoke all of the trees down. God gave us this planet, lets use it.

I really want a sugar daddy to support me and nurse me along the transition from confused adolescent to a fully straightened adult. They must be open to new experiences and be willing to play little games with me. I have more than enough Halloween costumes for the both of us.

I think John has been smoking too many trees, but the fact that he’s looking for a nurse to help him make the transition to a fully straightened adult is a good sign.

Then we have this guy, who apparently is not gay and I’m still wondering how his profile got approved. Surely Mr. Hannity doesn’t condone shooting queers, does he?

Patirot Paul from South Carolina
I like to colict guns and shoot animals in the wild. If God did not intendt us to have us guns we woulnt shoot them critters. Hell I can fire up a stove in no time to roast me some deer. I shoot me some queers if i catch one of them suma*****es in the woods out baqck. We need to clean out this country of queers wetbacks librus towel heads and all. I need a good christian woaman who feels like this.

I’m looking for a gal who can skin a deer and chew buckshot and cook and clean and help raise ture American babies. No towel heads or libruls or big mouth sassy chicks with opinions no one asked for. big breast will do fine.

So, there you have it. There actually are conservative gays in this country that support Sean Hannity, even though I’m pretty sure he hates them and apparently has no problem with a good ole boy from South Carolina shootin’ hiself a few fer fun.

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