Free Viagra Is The Spice of Life
The mayor of a small town in Brazil recently began giving out free Viagra to dozens of elderly men to spice up their sex lives. Why is the mayor concerned with the sex lives of his town’s senior citizens? Beats me, but apparently they’re much happier now. “Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They’re much happier,” says Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio.
The mayor says that so far 68 men over the age of 60 have signed up for the program, which has been dubbed “Pinto Alegre”, which means “Happy Penis” in Portuguese.
There has been one unforeseen side effect though. Apparently the men have started some romances on the side which isn’t going over too well with the wives. But, the city council came up with a solution. They decided to distribute the Viagra pills to the wives of the men and now it’s up to them to give the pills to their husbands when the women are in the mood.
I’d say the program is in for a serious setback.
Source: Reuters Limited
Posted: November 20th, 2006 under Nutty News.
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Comment from Mario
Time: November 30, 2006, 8:42 pm
Yup. But they have changed the distribution program a bit. Because the old men were cheating on their wives, they started to distribute the pills to the women, who can in turn give it to the husbands when they want some.
Comment from Hammer
Time: December 1, 2006, 5:00 pm
Yeah, I said that. 
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