Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

If you’ve got young children, or nieces and nephews with birthdays coming up soon, you should check out this bitchin’ new coloring book. It’s perfect for kids of all ages, even for the little rugrats that are just learning to hold a crayon and need a little practice staying in the lines.

The Gangsta Rap Coloring Book, by Aye Jay Moreno, contains 48 thick black line drawings of your kid’s favorite rappers, like Ice T, Notorious B.I.G., 2Pac, Dr. Dre, Schooly D, and KRS One.

My favorites are the ones where the rappers are brandishing weapons. Kids love those too and squeal with delight while they’re coloring blood on KRS One’s knife or looking down the barrel of 50 Cent’s big-ass hand gun.

Your kids will get hours of fun from this coloring book and what a great way to keep them busy and quiet while you’re banging their crack whore mom in the kitchen, cooking up some meth in the bathroom, smackin’ around one of your bitches, or bustin’ a cap in someone’s ass.

Order yours from Amazon today.
Posted: March 13th, 2007 under Satire.
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Comment from Diesel
Time: March 13, 2007, 1:17 pm
I bought this. It was fun for a while but I kept running out of burnt umber and crimson.



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