God Talks to Porn Star, Crissy Moran
Unfortunately for us horny guys (and lesbians), he told her to get out of the porn business. “I made great money and more than I ever have in the time I have been in the business. It’s not about the money people … it’s about God convicting my heart.”
God convicted her heart? I guess the trial didn’t go well, but I always thought that according to her religion, judgment day wasn’t until the end of time. Fuck, it’s not here already is it?
As you can see, Crissy Moran is a stunning beauty with an amazing body and she made a pile of money showing it to everyone. Then, a few weeks ago, she announced on her MySpace page that she had a new man in her life and well… the old bastard wants her all for himself. No offense Crissy, but when someone tells me that God talks to them, I say it’s time to cue up the Twilight Zone music, and may I suggest a tin foil hat? Everyone knows that tin foil is impervious to Martian thought waves, so I’m sure it would work to stop other forms of mind control.
Crissy’s first step on the path of righteousness — once she caught that old-time religion flu — was to demand that her websites be shut down and for all of the thousands of pages containing her nude photos to be removed from the Internet. Then she changed her MySpace page so that it no longer promotes her Crissy Moran website. Now, she’s actually preaching about the evils of porn and attempting to talk members of her website into canceling their memberships. I guess she should also ask MySpace to forgive her for using her page to promote an adult website since that’s against their TOS. D’oh!
Well, I say the hell with that and I’m sure I’ll be damned for eternity for suggesting this, but Medium Pimpin’, the company that is responsible for making Crissy Moran famous, has over three years of unpublished content and an equal number of years remaining on an iron-clad, 5-year contract, so here’s what I want you to do. Click here and join Crissy Moran’s porn site now. She’s one of the hottest babes you’ve ever seen and the added bonus is that while you’re jerking off to her lovely image on your computer screen it will be that much better knowing that she doesn’t want you to. With the thousands of photos and all of the hours of video on her website, who knows, they might even have some where she’s dressed like a nun.
Here are some free Crissy Moran videos courtesy of Hammer Uncut. Adults only.
Posted: November 12th, 2006 under Celebrities.
Comments: 5
Comments
Comment from Agile
Time: December 4, 2007, 1:32 pm
The porn industry drives these girls into the hills and the viewers are just as responsible.
Treat these girls like gold and get your fucking heads out of your own asses or the best of the best will continue to leave for less stressful pastures.
Comment from CaptianObvious
Time: January 26, 2008, 6:38 pm
Nobody is holding a gun to these girls heads. They are engaged in porn of their own free will. The people who are REALLY exploited by the porn industry are the millions of men out there with hands with beat off blisters on them.
Comment from Gabriel
Time: March 10, 2008, 8:25 am
Porn industry sucks the blood of this poor girls, I’m 100% sure that most of the girls doesn’t like to do this “job” and they would prefer to change their lives.
And the worst are the porn consumers, with their money are helping the strongest slavery industry of our era.
Comment from Hammer
Time: March 10, 2008, 10:03 am
You don’t have a clue what you’re talking about, Gabriel.
Comment from anonymous
Time: June 16, 2008, 11:54 pm
Porn destroys both men and women. It’s a cruel, unmerciful cycle that is all about taking life from both men and women. Porn is no respector of persons. We are all responsible from the top to the bottom. Every one of us has a free will, but that doesn’t mean we get to do whatever we want.
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