Following a recent campaign speech, a reporter asked Hillary Clinton what she thought Barack Obama’s best and worst qualities were. She replied that his worst quality was that he wasn’t black enough and would have a hard time getting the African American vote, and after reflecting for a moment, held up her hands to convey something very large saying, “I would think his best quality was obvious to any woman that can judge a man’s bulge. That beautiful brown man is hung like an elephant.”

Several days later, while talking to a group of women reporters from the National Press Club, Hillary was asked why she thought Bill Clinton had so many extramarital affairs, to which she replied, “Bill’s pet name for his penis was Mr. Bill. I called it Wee Willy the Minute Man. I guess he just got tired of hearing me say, ‘Oh Bill, the commercial wasn’t even over yet.’” She went on to say, “One day Bill said to me he needed some new pussy and I told him he’d find plenty of new pussy here if he grew a few inches. Why do you think he used a cigar on that Lewinsky bitch?”

Later, while mingling with reporters, Ms. Clinton reacted angrily when asked about the size of her own penis.

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