A judge in Suffolk, England just awarded a former devout Christian nearly $6 million for being over sexed.

Stephen Tame, 29, fell from a scaffold while working at a bicycle warehouse and suffered severe head injuries. After awakening from a 2-month coma he found that he had also suffered a severe boost to his libido as well as a loss of inhibition.

Why was that a bad thing? Because his new found sex drive caused him to turn to prostitutes and pornography and start two affairs and his under the sheets, lights off, twice a month, missionary position fucking wife, divorced him.

The judge said, “His life and the life of his young wife were shattered.”

I’m trying, I really am, but I’m still not seeing the problem. Just so we’re clear here. A man fell and hit his head which magically turned him into a super stud so he got rid of the Jesus freak that didn’t keep him sexually satisfied. As if that wasn’t already a good enough deal, he sues the company he was working for and now has $6 million to spend on porn, prostitutes, and any babe that’s willing to have sex with a rich guy.

The way I see it, the bicycle company he worked for and some insurance company got royally screwed by a guy that can’t get screwed often enough and a judge with a loose screw.

Source: Reuters

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