Chan Chi, you’ve lived to be 107, what are you going to do now?

“I’m going to quit smoking.”

Huh? Okay, I’m sure the reason he didn’t say “I’m going to Disney World” is because he lives in a small village in Hong Kong, but if you managed to live 107 years would you really worry about quitting smoking now?

But wait, I haven’t gotten to the good part yet.

To what does Mr. Chi attribute his longevity? A low-fat diet, daily exercises at dawn, and… no sex for the past 80 years. WTF? The man has smoked for decades and considers sex to be a vice?

In an interview, Chan said that he’s found the pleasure of tobacco harder to resist than that of sex. Oh, and it’s not like he’s never had sex so he doesn’t have anything to compare it to. He was happily married when he was a young man, but his wife was killed during WWII, when he was thirty.

All I can say is that the tobacco companies should be stumbling over themselves at the airport on their way to Hong Kong to be the first to make Chan Chi their poster boy.

Source: Reuters. Posted on Humor-Blogs.com

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