I can control your mind. Go ahead and laugh, I can prove it. I’ve honed my mind control technique for many years and now that I’ve learned how to control people’s minds anywhere, I’m ready to implement my plan to take over the world.

I know you’re scoffing at my claim so I’m going to prove to you that what I say is true. I’m going to give you a simple coordination test that anyone can easily perform, but by controlling your mind, I will make it impossible for you to do it.

First, sit in a chair. Don’t worry, I’ll let you do this part.

Next, lift your right leg slightly off the floor and begin rotating your foot in clockwise circles.

Now, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will begin rotating in the opposite direction and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. Go ahead, try it again and again. You can’t stop it from happening.

Your mind is now under my control. Go about your business as usual, and don’t worry, I won’t make you do anything you don’t want to do… until election day. Muahahahahaha!

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