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Immaculate Chimpanzee Conception

The male chimpanzees at a sanctuary called Chimp Haven in Louisiana apparently did some monkeying around and got one of the females pregnant. The thing that has the staff stumped is that all seven of the male chimps have had vasectomies.

Workers are collecting hair samples from the males for paternity testing and are going on the assumption that the operation didn’t take in at least one of them, but based on the exclusive photo I got my hands on, I think they need to be looking outside the zoo.

For the anal retentive among you, yes I know that chimpanzees are not monkeys, it’s called poetic license.

Source: Reuters

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