This poor couple was found early this morning after apparently freezing solid while having sex on the hood of their car last night.

For the past week or so here in Florida the temperatures have been below what is considered normal for this time of year, with lows in the upper 30’s and low 40’s and highs in the 50’s and 60’s.

In Wisconsin, the shelters are packed with homeless people and children are staying home from school and the subzero temperatures have resulted in six deaths.

Schools in Rochester, NY are closed today. Hear that? That’s the sound of 34,000 kids shouting “yippee”. Schools are also closed in Michigan and Illinois and even in Minnesota where people know how to deal with cold weather.

The temperature in Grand Forks, ND dropped to 31 degrees below zero on Monday, which is 3 degrees colder than previous records set in 1982 and 1967, and in northern Minnesota, the temperature plummeted to 42 below yesterday.

A baggage handler at O’Hare International Airport in Chicago watched the coffee he was pouring from his thermos freeze in midair and was quoted as saying, “Al Gore can kiss my frozen ass, cause this is damned inconvenient, and that’s the fucking truth”.

Source: Associated Press

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