Iran is offering cash to those that can convince any American or European tourists to visit their country. I haven’t figured out where to sign up for this cool affiliate program yet and I may have to find a way to pass myself off as a tour agency, but I figured I’d get a jump start on getting the word out. I’m sure I’ll be rich in no time. I mean, how hard could it be to convince a rational person to visit Iran?

Just because they’re working on a nuclear weapons program and have called for Israel’s destruction doesn’t make them all bad and who says public hangings can’t be fun? I hear the food over there is nearly edible and goat really isn’t that bad. It actually makes a great snack while you’re watching the public hangings. Oh, and for you horny guys, just imagine the thrill of having sex with an Iranian woman. The fact that it’s taboo makes it just that much more exciting and the adrenaline rush you’ll get attempting to escape from the irate father trying to castrate you afterwards will put it right up there with flying in the space shuttle.

Okay, so I may have to go after the less than rational, but I still think I can make this work.

Disclaimer: This trip is not recommended for gays. It’s not that I’m discriminating, but… those guys in that photo? The only reason they’re being hanged is because they’re gay.

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