Leave it to some folks from San Francisco to come up with this idea, but two peace activists are planning an anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter. Don’t worry though, you won’t have to march in the streets, they want you to stay home where it’s warm.

Their idea? The Global Orgasm for Peace. Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffle, 55, want everyone in the world to have an orgasm on Dec. 22. They’d like you to be concentrating on world peace at the time, which is cool, because the guys will be able to last longer that way, and baseball’s over now anyway.

“The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it,” says Reffell. “Your mind is like a blank. It’s like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change.” Don’t forget. You’re supposed to be concentrating on world peace during your orgasm, or else this won’t work.

The couple have studied evolutionary psychology and believe that wars are caused by men attempting to impress potential mates. Reffell says it’s a case of “my missile is bigger than your missile.” Ah, so since we all know how much women love to watch men kill each other, war is a good substitute for a small dick.

The couple’s website, GlobalOrgasm.org (.org for orgasm, get it?), is getting 26,000 hits a day, so apparently there is some interest in this global fuck off. “The dream is to have everyone in the world (take part),” Reffell said. “And if that means laying down your gun for a few minutes, then hey, all the better.” Do you think he’s referring to the soldiers in Iraq when he talks about laying down your gun? Oh, that’s right, he’s from San Francisco. But now that I think about it, this could be a solo event too.

I think this is a great idea, but I’d like to encourage everyone (especially my wife) to participate in what I’m calling The Daily Global Fuck. I like the word ‘fuck’ better than ‘orgasm’, because fucking takes more than one person, and I’m sure that daily global mutual orgasms will be far more powerful. If doing it for one day can stop the war in Iraq, why not world peace forever?

I’m curious about the hand gesture they’re making in the photo. All these years I thought that Buckwheat from Our Gang invented that symbol and it meant “otay”, but apparently it’s the universal symbol for orgasm.

Source: Associated Press

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