Keith Richards Snorts His Dad
As I’m sure we all know by now, Keith Richards, legendary guitar player for the Rolling Stones, has consumed more than his fair share of drugs in his long career, but did you know that he snorted his dad?
In an interview with British music magazine, NME, Richards said, “The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared.”
Considering how many times Richards should have died by now, snorting his father’s ashes seems to be keeping him immortal. The problem is that he should have been snorting young people and not his wrinkled 84 year-old dad.
In Oscar Wilde’s famous story, The Picture of Dorian Grey, a man stays young and handsome as his portrait ages. In a truth is stranger than fiction version of the story, there is a portrait of Keith Richards hanging in his home that depicts him as a young and handsome man.
Richard’s manager claims the comment was made in jest and that he never actually snorted his father’s ashes. ummm… yeah, right. And my dick touches the water when I piss, too.
Source: Yahoo News
Posted: April 4th, 2007 under Nutty News.
Comments: 3
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Comment from Hammer
Time: April 12, 2007, 11:33 am
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Comment from Tman
Time: August 3, 2007, 8:46 am
As much as I love Keith Richard, dude, it’s time to hang up the Fender. I am an MD and I can assure you that unless he is doing copious amounts of Coke to dull the pain, there is no way that he can play the guitar with the Gout is evident by his swollen fingers (joints) Maybe he has taken a page out of Linsay Lohan Book of tricks and plays to a pre-recorded loop when live onstage. Either hang it up or where a bag over your head with a picture attached of you in your 30’s.
Please?
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