A couple from South Africa have been ordered by the village Chief to wait until after 10 pm to have sex.

Neighbors complained to the village elders that the amorous and vocal couple were disturbing their meals and television watching. One neighbor says “I have a nine-year-old boy and he always asks what is happening every time the woman screams.”

Does her kid have a short-term memory problem? It seems to me that after he asked the first time and was told that the lady was just happy, kind of like when someone scores a goal in soccer, that the kid wouldn’t have to ask again the next time.

The couple was initially ordered to stop making noise by the tribal council, but I guess that didn’t work, so the Chief has ruled that they need to limit their love-making sessions to between the hours of 10 pm and 5 am.

Apparently they decided that being woken up in the middle of the night was better than turning the television volume up.

Source: Agence France-Presse

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