Warning: This post is disgusting. I admit it and just wanted to warn you to proceed at your own risk and don’t complain to me if you have nightmare’s or can’t have sex for a few weeks.

Judge Joseph K.Sheeran ruled Friday that the orginal charges against a Saginaw, Michigan man would stand despite the fact that Michigan has no law that explicitly defines sex with a dead dog as a crime.

Ronald E. Kuch, 45, faces charges of sodomy, indecent exposure and resisting an Animal Control officer. If he’s convicted on any of the charges, he could be sentenced to anywhere from one day to 15 years in prison. I’m bucking for the 15 years.

Kuch is accused of having sex with his girlfriend’s DEAD dog that had been hit by a car and killed a week earlier. The man was discovered having ’sexual relations’ (thanks Bill) with the animal near the Forest Day Care Center by a teacher who was leading the Animal Control officer to the body of the dead dog so he could dispose of it.

The sick bastard’s defense attorney, Kathryn Fehrman, argues that Michigan’s sodomy and bestiality statutes are vague and sex with a dead dog is not a crime. She says that since the dog was dead, it was no longer an animal and therefore was not violated against it’s will. Sort of like having sex with an apple pie, I guess.

Source: The Bay City Times

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