Modern Day Chastity Belt Perfect Gift
I’m always on the lookout for new and innovative products and with Valentine’s Day fast approaching I was hoping to find something really special I could recommend to my loyal readers. It took some seriously dedicated searching but I found the perfect gift.

Slip a pair of these in with the box of chocolates you’re going to give to your sweetie. She’ll be surprised that you’re giving her some functional underwear instead of the traditional sexy outfit that all women know is not really a gift for them but for you and I think you’ll find that the reverse psychological effect will actually produce the outcome you hope the sexy outfit will achieve.

One thing though. Whatever you do, don’t let her find out why you’re really giving them to her.
Do you worry that your wife or girlfriend might be cheating on you but don’t have the money to hire a private investigator?
Tim:
My wife and I got married three years ago. Last winter I started suspecting her of cheating. It was tearing my heart out to think of her with another man.
In an act of desperation I bought these panties, and boy am I glad I did.
It turns out, she was sleeping with her coworker! She was going to a hotel near her office nearly every workday.
I monitored her through the mapping software, pantyMap®, for several weeks and then I confronted her.
Forget-Me-Not Panties™ saved me from a bad marriage. We are getting a divorce, and I have records for my divorce lawyer proving what a fraud she was.
Are you concerned that your daughter might have sex before she’s 30, like I am?
David:
When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.
Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try Forget-Me-Not Panties™.
They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.
Forget-Me-Not Panties™ come with built-in GPS and for only a few dollars more you can include a heart rate sensor. They aren’t cheap, but it’s a small price to pay for peace of mind. Order yours now!
Posted: February 12th, 2007 under Satire.
Comments: 2
Comments
Comment from Diesel
Time: February 13, 2007, 11:00 am
So these are real?? Is there a device to check whether your spouse is paranoid and has trust issues?
Comment from Hammer
Time: February 13, 2007, 11:45 am
The easiest way to find out if they’re real is to try to order one.
Sure, there is such a device. It’s called a polygraph test.








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