Beached Whale Airlifted to Safety; Mother is so Proud
A fat fucking teen (just trying to get onboard the “nappy headed hos” train with that one), was airlifted to safety at a beach in San Diego on Sunday.

California tax payers will be happy to know the boy is fine, but are likely to be a bit miffed when they find out why the emergency warranted the use of a helicopter.

The boy had been drinking at a party on the beach and couldn’t get up. It turned out that he was also too fat to be helped up the steep path from the beach to the street, so the helicopter had to be called in.

Here’s a thought. Next time, instead of wasting tax payer’s money and tying up a helicopter that might be needed for a real emergency, let the fat ass sleep it off on the beach. Either that, or send the bill to the parents.

Source: NBCSanDiego.com

Four Alarm Chili Causes Three Alarm Fire
Jacksonville, Florida firefighters returned to Station 17 from an emergency call and found their station ablaze. They had forgotten to turn off the stove when they left.

The station is temporarily closed.

One firefighter told a reporter that on the way to the first fire, the cook kept saying, “I feel like I’m forgetting something.”

Source: News4Jax.com

Pot Blamed for House Fire that Exposed Pot Farm
A man’s secret was exposed to the world when his house caught fire this weekend. Juan Carlos Fernandez, 44, watched as firefighters put out the blaze and handed his pot plants out through the window, to the surprise of his neighbors.

The house was a total loss, but the pot was saved.

Investigators determined that the fire started in the kitchen when a pot was left on the stove. Oh, the irony.

Source: Tampa Bay Times

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