Police are investigating how a naked couple fell from the roof of a downtown office building in Columbia, SC.

A cabdriver found the couple lying naked in the street and later their clothing was found on the roof. Police are speculating that the couple, in their early 20’s, may have been having sex on the roof.

Personally, I’d say there are two possibilities. Either they jumped off the roof to commit suicide and thought it would be cool to be found naked, or as police suspect, they were having sex. Assuming it was the latter, I can’t help but wonder what scenario led them to fall from the roof, but I suspect the conversation was interesting.

Hey babe, screwing up here on the roof is cool and all, but it would be way more exciting if we did it standing on the ledge.

Oh, I don’t know, that sounds kinda scary.

C’mon sweetie, it’ll be fun and since we’re high on Ecstasy, I’m pretty sure we’ll be able to fly anyway.

Well, OK, I just won’t look down, cause it makes me dizzy.

Awesome. Here, I’ll bend over so you can stick it… Oh, that feels great, you’re so… Woah, not so hard, my feet are slip… Oh shit… flap, flap, flap, flap, flap… BAM!

Source: FOX News

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