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New Condom with Teeth… Ouch!

Sonette Ehlers, of South Africa (the rape capital of the world), has invented an anti-rape device that goes by the name, Rapex, and now appears to be set for production. I would have voted for the South African Tickler, but maybe from a marketing standpoint, having the word ‘rape’ in the name of the device is better.

rapex condom

The device is basically a female condom with teeth lining the inside that work just like the protective spikes in a parking garage… You can go in, but whatever you do, don’t back out. The teeth are angled so they allow penetration, but bite like a shark as the penis is removed, supposedly causing so much pain that it will give the woman a chance to escape. Further, according to Ms. Ehlers, the device will need to be surgically removed at a hospital, which will lead to the capture of the rapist.

The rape condom is highly controversial and has been criticized more than it’s been praised. Rape survivor, journalist and activist, Charlene Smith, says she believes the device will increase the victim’s risk of being killed.

Although I agree with Charlene and have concerns that rapists that are not completely incapacitated by the device may become so enraged that they will kill their victims, I also wonder how many husbands and boyfriends will be admitted to hospitals because of women that forgot to remove the contraptions.

From now on, I suggest that men start using the Rapex Test and always insert two fingers prior to penile penetration. Explaining to your doctor why you have a condom with teeth attached to your fingers might be embarrassing, but consider the alternative.

Note: If you are a rapist, please ignore the advice I’ve just given and follow this advice instead. Turn yourself in to the police if you have raped a woman, or make an appointment with a psychologist first thing tomorrow morning if you’ve been thinking about doing it, you sick fuck.

Rapex is scheduled to receive final approval next month and will be mass produced in China.

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Comments

Comment from lol
Time: March 27, 2007, 2:55 am

so women are just going to walk around all day with that in eh? that cant be comfortable. and with it out, its useless

Comment from me
Time: March 27, 2007, 10:32 am

yeah, women will be like… “Hey I’m going to buy some bread, in the evening. Better put on my Rapex, this is a bad neighborhood.”

And what is the rapper supposed to do when he finds himself … trapped in this thing? Will he say: “Oh well, I’m sorry I was an idiot. I’m going to go to the hospital and have this thing removed. Sorry I tried to rape you.” In the best case, the victim will escape badly hurt. The guy will be really pissed off.

Comment from jumum
Time: March 31, 2007, 12:18 pm

ROFL Me…

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Comment from Jessie
Time: May 9, 2007, 1:00 am

I seriously think this is a bad idea. Like the second commenter said earlier, it’s not like the rapist is going to just turn himself in. The victim will probably get socked to death because the rapist is so angry at his “dilemma”. This thing would be a great merchandise idea though. T-shirt: Forget the brick in the purse, I’m wearing Rapex.

Comment from Idiot
Time: May 14, 2007, 6:37 pm

disgusting… but i like that

Comment from Afflict
Time: May 15, 2007, 11:00 am

Ok, first thing that came to mind is that a rapist generally does this sort of thing for power over the women… Let me just say this, I don’t think this will stop women from being raped the rapist might just consider another entry point. :P I’m sure most of you know what I mean…

Either way the rapist will get his satisfaction.

Comment from Forthac
Time: May 15, 2007, 9:18 pm

The second to last paragraph illustrates how easily this device is rendered useless by a would be rapist needing only stick a finger, at which point he may decide to exert his power over her by beating her face in, or worse.

If you want to stop a rapist carry a gun, and learn how to use it.

Comment from me
Time: May 17, 2007, 11:09 am

what about a gun? Pull a gun on a rapist and there is no penetration, no assault, just “hey, not today jerkass.” Even if you think guns are dangerous it is safer to have control of the situation than to be controlled by it.
PS, imagine the woman that uses this as a weapon… she exists somewhere.

Comment from matt
Time: May 17, 2007, 7:11 pm

Cool idea but then you’d have to use these things in all orifices large enough to allow a penis. It’s sort of a malicious weapon when you think about it, instead of preventing it waits until a attacker attempts to rape surprising him in a rather unpleasant fashion. This ,of course, as many people have previously stated, will most likely infuriate the attacker, something that may spell doom for the unprepared female. Indeed, prevention seems the better route. A gun may be a little extreme but self defense and martial art is an absolutely perfect skill to have in these situations. Most martial arts focus on skill rather than bulk or muscle mass and so offer a excellent solution. I personally have some experience in Aikido, a martial art designed to use the opponents moment against him/her, as well as painful joint locks to immobilize attackers. A black belt standing in Aikido is a prerequisite for Japanese female riot control police.

Comment from Hammer
Time: May 17, 2007, 8:35 pm

I suggest that woman just do daily Kegel exercises so they can clamp down and pinch the guy’s penis so hard it strangulates and after a few days becomes gangrenous and eventually rots off.

Comment from Daniel
Time: May 25, 2007, 11:59 pm

How Much??? I really need one Im tired of getting it hard after a long day at school =].

Comment from foxx333
Time: May 29, 2007, 6:56 am

what crazy thing will they think up next to try and get our money.
off the walls and back again

Comment from John
Time: May 29, 2007, 8:34 pm

These aren’t that new…

Comment from slinger
Time: May 29, 2007, 8:41 pm

most ppl only think of themselves and the society they live in. this product is intended for the rest of the world where, girls get rape everytime they go get water or fire wood. most of these countries don’t allow females to carry firearm, if they did i am pretty sure that there would be no problem. plus in some countries, if you get rape your family would dis-own or kill you anyways, might as well fight back in some way.

Comment from Aweshocks
Time: May 29, 2007, 9:00 pm

Does it work in the bootie hole for guys? I would put one in the pooper schute just incase some mary boy decided to get freaky with me and try to get him some of nmy boooo tah.

Comment from Zero_Kills
Time: May 29, 2007, 9:49 pm

i dont noe about u but if a rapist sticl his penis into that then pulls out i be yelling like a little bitch and in way too much pain to have any concern on the girl and would be like wtf fuck happen my dick which then the girl can pull out makin it worse on the guy and first instinct in pain is to pull back just like when u touch a hot pan u dont just keep ur hand there and say ouch this is hot u pull ur hand out asap and when the rapist tries this he will then just make it worse and more then likely just stikin those teeth deeper into the skin and more pain that i myself would begin to cry and in the meantime the girl if smart has the opportunity to hit the man in the throat causin instant pain also and run naked out of danger better to be caught naked then raped i say

Comment from Zero_Kills
Time: May 29, 2007, 9:53 pm

I would personally reccomend thoseto prisoners and have another one behind it better safe then sorry rather get beat then robbed of my manhood and i think this would also solve our bum problem give that to a bum send him to prison it gets fed a place to sleep and a job send it to a bum clean up prison lol

Comment from Zero_Kills
Time: May 29, 2007, 9:54 pm

they should make one with needles so it would really be a owie lol rapist will sure scream

Comment from Jack
Time: May 29, 2007, 10:09 pm

LoL this is an awesome device, and i honestly think if something pierced my dick instinctively i would stab her in the eye, + wouldnt it be possible to cut it in half when u get home and pull it out though it would hurt and how do u defend against ass rape? Wouldn’t it be funny if a girl put it on inside out!?

Comment from annamaynard
Time: May 29, 2007, 10:11 pm

good going girls!!! we need something like this to stave the evil hoards of men who lust after our womynly bodiees!!! i suggest every girl in the world get a year supply rightaway so that no rapist man can get what there looking for! right on! men are pigs and deserve nothin more then a good penis stab!!!!!!

Comment from Teriare
Time: May 29, 2007, 10:20 pm

Sounds like annamayard doesn’t get out much. In that case I met this woman once and she was a pain. I guess this really means all women are bad because of this experience.

Comment from Spyder
Time: May 29, 2007, 10:29 pm

Jigsaw would think this is the funniest trap…

Comment from malinari
Time: May 29, 2007, 10:37 pm

jesus are u ppl stupid….. this thing would work. i speak as a man, if i had this thing stuck on my dick i dont think id be worried about tryin to have entry anyother way… more power to women… i hope it fuks up those dirty bastid rape fiends. /cheer

Comment from Hammer
Time: May 29, 2007, 11:02 pm

Spoken like a normal man, Malinari, but we’re talking about rapists here. They don’t rape women for the sex, they do it out of hate and don’t think like you and I do. Sure most of them would be in so much pain the girl would have a chance to get away, but I’m also sure many of them would be enraged to the point that they wouldn’t feel the pain and then the woman is in serious trouble.

Comment from shamanwraith
Time: May 29, 2007, 11:21 pm

I don’t think this would work very well in the real world. Most rapists do what they do because they like to dominate or control women. If you think about it the woman would probably not be in a position to run or fight back in the first place if the guy got far enough to stick his dick in. The woman would probably be in a locked room, tied up or restrained in some other way. The women in the third world countries this would probably help probably can’t afford it.

Comment from jokes
Time: May 29, 2007, 11:52 pm

just looking at the picture give me chills

Comment from Bo52
Time: May 30, 2007, 1:52 am

Actually, this is a good idea, but it really needs to be improved.
The only way to make this device work I see in putting some drugs inside teeth, which will put the rapist asleep immediately for at list one hour. It should work as soon as it punched the skin when rapist inserts his finger or penis.
This can give a time for a woman to escape or to call for help.
Of course, it has to be safe for women.
I gave you an idea and if you like it just think how to design it.
Good luck.

Comment from Notoriousboy
Time: May 30, 2007, 6:25 am

That will just get womens more horny if it stays in there all day with them……lol

Comment from illuminati
Time: May 30, 2007, 6:26 am

Pathetic….. Anyone who thinks this is a good idea needs to do 2 things right now.

1) Go get a gun
2) Shoot self.

Comment from Dan
Time: May 30, 2007, 7:06 am

Yea its all good in theory but what happens when ur girls at work and ur geting a bj in the kitchen from the maid and she gets home early, shes like ill get him good tonight thanks to rapex, also wouldnt you be able to pull it out it would just be stuck on ur end, ouch that would hurt you would need to get soft to let it release think unsexy thoughts! bad idea 5 penises down!

Comment from Eliena Andrews
Time: May 30, 2007, 7:12 am

ohh, so sweet.
that’s really weird condom, will it eat my :::::)

Comment from edd
Time: May 30, 2007, 7:47 am

Surely a rapist would just beat someone to the ground, pull this thing out of the woman beforehand and then rape away anyway?

Comment from Hammer
Time: May 30, 2007, 8:40 am

Dan, the barbs stick in like fish hooks. They don’t release when the penis goes flacid and supposedly need to be surgically removed.

Shamanwraith, that’s a good point about third world countries. This condom was specifically designed to protect women in South Africa, and unless the government plans to provide these to women for free, I doubt that many women will be able to use them even if they want to.

Edd, yes, a smart man would insert his fingers first to check and then pull it out if he found one, but we’re talking about rapists here, not normal thinking human beings. I think the condom is a bad idea, but I don’t give rapists as much credit as you do.

Comment from fuumin
Time: May 30, 2007, 9:21 am

Aren’t most rape victims at knife or gun-point? point gun to head and say “dont resist missy or I shoot you”, then pokes it in and goes “AAAOWW!!” BANG! shot the victim on reflex.

Comment from negro26
Time: May 30, 2007, 5:25 pm

yo i think dis be some whack ass shit man cuz sometimes i gotta get ma dick in a bitch for a minute before she be realizin that she like it and shit. just think about it. i could get hurt bad.

Comment from Anne Freaks
Time: May 31, 2007, 3:45 pm

Yeah sure, like i would wander around with a dildo in my vagina all day. And what about a chastity belt fuck-heads? In that case at least i wouldn’t have my panties removed although the pervert would go berserk eitherway. I’d rather chop his hands off along with his dick as a final solution.

Comment from Hammer
Time: May 31, 2007, 6:24 pm

ummm… Anne, it isn’t hard like a dildo, it’s made out of soft rubber like any female condom. http://www.avert.org/femcond.htm

They just shot the photo that way to show what it looks like inside.

Comment from IronMember
Time: June 1, 2007, 6:32 am

Once the rapist ends up in this thing, his attention is going to be drastically redirected from the victim to his newly shredded unit. Not all rapists are willing to murder or are even armed, so I could see it playing out that the distraction will give an opportunity for those victims to escape. Pretty risky though. In a passive rape situation like a drunk/drugged/unconscious victim this could do wonders in saying NO for the victim. Admittedly it’s far from an ideal solution. But, it is pretty funny thinking of a someone ending up in this thing because he tried to take advantage of a passed out girl .

What seems a lot more likely is this…

How long will it take for a woman to get pissed at a lover and purposely pull an “Oops, I forgot I had it on. Too bad for you.” with one of these?

Comment from Paul
Time: June 2, 2007, 8:30 pm

lol… stupid idea, need an anal one as well =]

Comment from Serial Rapist
Time: June 3, 2007, 8:36 am

Ive encountered a women with one of these, i found it rather pleasurable. bit rough at first though. One to try lads

Comment from segamanxero
Time: June 4, 2007, 9:18 am

i dont know wether to laugh or be scared of the last comment….

they should make one for the ass and distribute it in prisons and shit, cause people do the ass rape shit too, and that aint cool.

i wonder would a guy actully be able to pull that thing off the women if they see it??

Comment from ivan
Time: June 4, 2007, 5:00 pm

what i think is odd is that there still is penetration. the woman will still be traumatized by a strange man’s penis inside her. Of course, he can’t continue and give her and std or impregnate her. Another problem is that the rapists will probably just check the next time.

Comment from joe
Time: June 5, 2007, 4:11 pm

My girlfriend tried this on me and I found the sensation so much fun that the pain was nothing to me, putting it in her, having time of the life was the best part of it all

Comment from chris
Time: June 7, 2007, 2:32 pm

Another point, a man coming into the hospital with one of these would be considered a rapist. What if someone put one of these on that guy while the guy is asleep? So you have an innocent guy falling to the prey of some asshole.

That and some rapists would use that excuse and get away with it.

Comment from balls deep
Time: June 25, 2007, 2:32 pm

“Further, according to Ms. Ehlers, the device will need to be surgically removed at a hospital, which will lead to the capture of the rapist.”

I doubt it, that doesn’t look like titanium. Plus i’m pretty sure if for some reason i stuck my dick into something like that I would immediately loose chub and removal would be albeit unpleasant, but easier. I’m sure any “rapist” would figure out how to cut that off, the only benifit would be the occasional dumb rapist who slices a bit to deep and needs help with a few missing pieces.

Comment from ann
Time: July 15, 2007, 2:38 am

if you should try and remove rapex you will remove your skin at the same time. Any man that opose Rapex could be a potential rapist.Anal rape why exchange diamonds for coal, God created each body part for its own function.

Comment from man
Time: September 9, 2007, 3:00 am

what if the guy pulls out a little and feels it so he pushes it back and grabs the woman so it doesn’t come out? or if it’s out and he’s screaming or enraged or whatever and trying to hurt the woman then she can just grab his penis and squeeze then he’ll definetly feel that. or grab it and move hand like hand job, oh that’ll hurt :)

Comment from Gregor
Time: December 31, 2007, 11:12 am

If a guy puts his dick in this thing, it wil start bleeding immediately! And she will be assured with a desease if he has any!

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