Imagine getting on a 168 foot tall, 60 mph, 3.5 g thrill ride called ‘The Screamer’ and being told not to scream or you’ll be removed from the ride. That’s exactly what is happening at the Scandia Family Fun Center in Sacremento, California.

Neighbors, who live across the highway from the fun center ride complained about the noise and threatened to sue, so Scandia’s management is enforcing a no screaming rule. General manager, Steve Bradley says, “If you feel like you might make noise cover your mouth like this because if we can hear a noise we’re required to take you off the ride.” One bystander was overheard saying, “Yeah, and if that doesn’t work they’ll duct tape your fucking mouth shut.”

Some neighbors are also complaining about privacy issues. Johh Eams says, “And when they’re on the top of that thing they’re looking right down in my backyard.” Yeah, right, John. Like someone going 60 mph, 168 feet up in the air, on the other side of a 6-lane highway, is taking the time to check out what the hell you’re doing in your backyard, you moron.

I wonder if the deadbeats that are complaining make their wives or girlfriends put their hands over their mouths when they fake their orgasms.

Source: CBS13.com

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