Or should I say, he tells how he would have done it if he had done it, in a two-part interview on FOX TV and in his new book If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened, which will go on sale at the end of this month.

Why do we need O.J. Simpson telling us hypothetically how the murders would have been committed when we already know how he did it, thanks to his televised trial? We all know he did it and how he did it, the only thing we don’t know is what food he ate that caused his hands to swell from the allergic reaction so the glove didn’t fit.

There are still people out there that believe he’s innocent (idiots), so what I’m interested in hearing is how they’re going to explain why a man that swears he did not commit the crime would write a book telling us how he would have done it, IF he had done it, which they dont think he done… er, did. For that matter, how many pages would it actually take to explain it? One?

Paula Barbieri dumped me and I got real mad and decided if I couldn’t have Paula, then Nicole wasn’t gonna have that whitey, Goldman. I bought a knife at the sporting goods store. I told the sales guy I wanted a big one ’cause I had some serious hacking to do, and so no damn Aussie could tell me it wasn’t a noif. Then I drove to Nicole’s house. I put on some gloves I found that weren’t mine so they were too small and then I waited in the bushes. When Nicole and Ron came home, I jumped out and went native on their asses. I cut ‘em up real good too. Real good.

So, what’s the rest of the book about?

UPDATE: November 20. News Corp., the parent company of book publisher HarperCollins and the FOX network, has canceled publication of the O.J. Simpson book and television special If I Did It. “I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project,” said Rupert Murdoch, News Corp. chairman. “We are sorry for any pain that this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson.”

Attaboy, Rupert.

Source: Associated Press

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