Several months ago I blogged about a book that O.J. Simpson had written, titled “If I Did It”, in which he tells the story of how he would have killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole Simpson, if he’d actually done it. Unfortunately for those of us that see the irony and humor in the idea, the publisher decided not to publish the book because of public outrage.

Well, now those of us that are dying to read how he actually committed the murders are going to hear it from the asshole himself, because the book is once again set to be published, and this time with the blessing of the Goldman family.

Details of the arrangement and the publisher should be released later today, but a deal was reached with the Goldman family who acquired the rights to the book last month to help satisfy the $38 million wrongful death judgment against Simpson they won in civil court after he was acquitted of the murders. The family has agreed to keep Simpson’s manuscript intact but will add their own commentary. Commentary? This should be interesting. Here’s an excerpt I acquired through an undislosed souce.

Simpson: If I had killed Nicole, I would have done it because the bitch hurt me real bad when she started dating that Goldman prick.

Goldman’s commentary: Hey asshole, that’s my son you’re talking about.

Simpson: I was out of my mind with anger and hate, but I didn’t kill anyone. But if I did it, I would have snuck up behind the bitch and cut her throat with my big ass knife.

Goldman’s commentary: What the fuck do you mean if you’d done it, we all know you did it.

Simpson: I had to kill Goldman.. I mean if I had killed Goldman, I would have had to kill him first, because he was strong and would have tried to protect Nicole.

Goldman’s commentary: Yeah, he was a good boy and always looked out for other people.

Simpson: I caught him… I mean I probably would have gotten lucky and caught Goldman unaware with a quick slash across his throat to keep him from yelling.

Goldman’s commentary: That’s a lie. My boy was smart as a whip and never would have been caught unaware by a dimwit like you, you puke.

I have just one question for all those fools that believe Simpson is innocent. Why would someone write a book about how they would have committed a double murder if they hadn’t actually committed the murders?

Souce: CNN

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