Paris Hilton Dries Out in Brazil While Attorneys File Appeal
Paris Hilton’s attorneys have filed notice with the court to appeal the 45-day sentence she was given for violating the terms of her probation in a drunk driving case.
Hilton told reporters, “I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted and I don’t deserve this,” and then went on to say, “Fuck it, I’m going to Brazil to work on my tan.”
Here are some exclusive photos I acquired of Paris on the beach in Brazil yesterday. Unfortunately, as you can see, the combination of too much alchohol and not enough sunblock had a disasterous effect.
Posted: May 8th, 2007 under Satire.
Comments: 5
Comments
Comment from jonnydoe
Time: May 8, 2007, 8:47 am
She looks like she has put on a little weight to me 
Comment from Diesel
Time: May 8, 2007, 2:55 pm
I’m calling George Lucas. He needs to digitally insert that woman (?) into the cantina scene of the first Star Wars.
Comment from metalmom
Time: May 8, 2007, 4:32 pm
GREAT GOOGLY WOOGLY!!!!!
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth!
Comment from BOSSY
Time: May 8, 2007, 5:52 pm
Why is it Bossy is now thinking of a Rubber Chicken?
Comment from Harry L
Time: May 8, 2007, 10:52 pm
Seriously. How hard was it to get a program to project what Paris will look like in 10 years?
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