Peeping Lawyer Uses Anti-Masturbation Gum; Still Can’t Keep Handz Off
Legal Aid attorney Peter Barta is 32-years old, lives with his mom, and has some very kinky habits.
Following his arrest for peeping and using a video camera to spy on female colleagues, police found 90 porn videos, 211 copies of Playboy, a sex toy called ‘Grow a Girlfriend’, and several boxes of Handz Off Anti Masturbation Gum in his house… well, his mom’s house.
Barta was arrested after colleagues noticed a video camera disguised as a clock and set up their own camera for surveillance, catching Barta in the act. He was using the camera to film his female colleagues as they changed into their business suits in their offices.
Anti-masturbation chewing gum? I guess it comes in handy for those times when you want to rub one out, but it’s just not convenient because… oh, I don’t know… maybe because your mom might catch you and your Grow a Girlfriend doll has a hole in it where one isn’t supposed to be?
If it actually works, Catholic priests should carry some around in their pockets.
p.s. For those of you that are planning on commenting to point out the obvious, yes, I know that Handz Off is a gag.
Source: New York Post
Posted: July 23rd, 2007 under Nutty News.
Comments: 2
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Comment from Wayne Smallman
Time: July 26, 2007, 1:54 am
Some years ago, in a former life when I was an employee rather than an employer, we had a guy who came in occasionally as an ad hoc creative director.
He was raised as a Catholic, and as you do, the subject veered towards sex and religion.
Then came the topic of kid-fiddling priests and the growing problem thereof.
This was about the time when some guy was shot double-tap style while in custody, awaiting a trial where he was to be the star witness.
He was, allegedly, going to blow the lid on a global child porn ring that was said to implicate the Vatican.
I asked my colleague about this and with a sort of resigned knowing, he just said: “Wayne, that’s just the tip of the iceberg.”
Chilling indeed…
Comment from mojotek
Time: July 26, 2007, 1:01 pm
Even though it’s a gag, he still had boxes of it? Was he really trying to curb his perverted urges, or was he stock piling it just in case he ever got arrested he could claim he really was trying to change his ways?
You silly perverts, hidden cameras are for the gub’ment!
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