Poorly Formed Crop Circle Provides Evidence Aliens Do Drugs
This crop circle was discovered in a corn field in Holland. Either the alien that created it was loaded or he needs a lot more practice.

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Actually this really bad attempt at making crop circles was done by a drug addict attempting to escape from police in his father’s car. Four cop cars were damaged in the chase, but the moron was finally caught when he crashed into a ditch.
I bet the farmer wishes they had just waited for him to come back out. I guess the Dutch police don’t have helicopters.
Source: Metro.co.uk
Posted: June 27th, 2007 under Nutty News.
Comments: 4
Comments
Comment from StevenPenis
Time: June 27, 2007, 8:20 pm
Somebody just used a lawn-mower for that…?
Comment from Hammer
Time: June 27, 2007, 8:39 pm
ummm… no, 4 cop cars chasing a stoned idiot did that.
Comment from Madame Watson
Time: June 28, 2007, 10:42 am
That’s gona be a bitch to combine!
Comment from Main Editor
Time: June 28, 2007, 2:30 pm
No, I bet those are alien crop circles, and the visitors are saying: ‘’we really like Jimmy Hendrix'’.



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